The WTF? - Files..

[tunsty]

Australian Man Shot Dead By Killer Robot
http://allancockerill.com/news/australian-man-shot-dead-by-killer-robot

There was no suicide note saying 'I'll be back'

 

[tunsty]

Dumbass Crooks No265


'I'll be back later and rob you then.. here's my phone number, call me when you're ready'

http://www.wbbm780.com/pages/1882912.php

 

[slowhand]

Man writes check on 2-ply toilet paper


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080328...paper_check;_ylt=Am2F9iL8q2mx6pyObFkCbBDtiBIF


Drunken man awakes inside garbage truck


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_trashed_man;_ylt=AnsV6Ut4BQrEKqHRZQ1UFSHtiBIF

 

[tunsty]

Hospital makes a boob over woman's operation (two boobs actually)
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2791712.html?menu=news.quirkies



Man Lays Picnic table..
(It's not weird until you dwell upon the word 'Lays')
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2791625.html?menu=news.quirkies



'While Sheperds watch their flocks by ni... OH CRAP, MY CRAPPER!'
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2786260.html?menu=news.quirkies

 

[slowhand]

Dry cleaner gives same-day service to thieves


http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080409/od_nm/thieves_dc;_ylt=AhRIYSgEHVS3deaVdNiUTVis0NUE


Hair salon scalps customers

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080407/od_nm/haircuts_dc;_ylt=ArOkZBy6TLeTXTPjLM4_.O0SH9EA


Farmer cuts property in two to give to ex-wife


http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080404/od_nm/serbia_divorce_dc;_ylt=AuRb_y.opvRzDgftU356OB0SH9EA

 

[tunsty]

The Backless Bra
http://news.yahoo.com/s/fwd/20080409/en_fashion_fwd/newbramakesbacklessarealityforthebusty

I'd prefer to see a Frontless Bra... modelled by Erica Campbell.




Sexy Lingerie....For The Dead
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/breaki...per-lingerie-a-hit-for-Malaysias-Chinese-dead

 

[tunsty]

Female Masseuses told to Padlock their pants
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-1312608,00.html

Time to brush up on my lock-picking skills...

 

[slowhand]

Clerk throws cans of tobacco at robber



http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080414...ery_stopped;_ylt=Aov_1xkgX00w4q2Z1Ed3VBvtiBIF

 

[tunsty]

Good News: Lonely Farmer finds internet bride.
Better News: They get married.
Bad News: (See WTF, below).
WTF: New bride proudly announces 'I have a Penis and my name is Ralf'.

Oooooh-Arrrrrrrse

Best Quote - "I was delighted when I contacted Randy Victoria and was delighted when I met her and realised she was as lovely as her photographs.
She even knew loads about farming - I didn't realise that was because she used to be a farmer herself."

So there you are fellas... If your next date knows how to milk a cow and is quite handy at herding sheep, demand a crotch-inspection first! !



Cat-Poo Coffee..
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2807559.html?menu=news.quirkies

Customers are lapping it up..

 

[D-rock]

God News: Woman goes into hospital for an operation on her leg.

Better News: Operation goes well.

WTF: She now has a new anus..

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2774241.html?menu=news.quirkies

All those times where somebody is told they are going to be ripped a new one and it finally happens.

 

[slowhand]

Teensy thief crawls in mail flap


http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080418/od_nm/burglary_dc;_ylt=Ap7bX7VCQox1BBTwb0CWi4is0NUE


Russian sleeps it off, with knife in back


http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080417...ia_stabbing;_ylt=AiJYUbDqkoPo0pnSyICIhqrtiBIF

 

[BlueBalls]

John Prescott Had Bulimia, serious condition but Prescott???.........made me laugh
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7357008.stm

 

[tunsty]

Dumbass Crooks No 266

Bad: Crook breaks into Porn Store
Badder: Can't break the Till open
Worse/Better: Decides to steal a fullsize, 'lower-half', model of Jenna Jameson instead.

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/rock-store-glass-2021914

 

[tunsty]

Brazilian Priest tries to get to heaven...

unexpectedly succeeds with the help of some balloons..

 

[tunsty]

Ukranian Toy Manufacturer makes a Hitler doll
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2825804.html?menu=news.quirkies

 

[slowhand]

Suspect surrenders after cop yells 'Taser, Taser, Taser'

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080508/ap_on_fe_st/odd_just_say_taser;_ylt=Ah0eeeFpVPvEWXQ54LZi_TntiBIF

 

[slowhand]

Snake man" slithers out of prison cell


http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080514/od_nm/prison_dc;_ylt=ArbM1Io77fkKQ5_MmI_jf96s0NUE



Green aliens, UFOs said to visit



http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080514/od_nm/ufos_dc;_ylt=Ak2Z9hTHtoS44b6.8veo1ROs0NUE

 

[tunsty]

************ Crimewatch UK *************


Police step in to prevent mass pillow fight-
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/05/19/leeds_pillow_fight/

..then it's time to sort out the villainous custard pie-throwers-
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/05/19/leeds_pillow_fight/


Looks like I'll have to call off my feather tickling competition..

 

[tunsty]

Dead woman's remains, found in front of TV after 42 years. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2854938.html?menu=news.quirkies



The Bum-Bra
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2853490.html?menu=news.quirkies

It's not all it's cracked up to be

 

[tunsty]

It's a bird... it's a plane... no, It's a Helicockter!

funniest video you'll see in the next five minutes..
http://www.sharenator.com/Flying_penis/