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Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge marshmellows underneath wet monstertrucks, using some kind of hammer-head - shark looking extremely depressed because of involuntarily flatulence. The following day 50 Cent, voluntarily gave
 

rand21althor

My internet is way faster than yours
Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge marshmellows underneath wet monstertrucks, using some kind of hammer-head - shark looking extremely depressed because of involuntarily flatulence. The following day 50 Cent, voluntarily gave up
 

Sutty

Banned
Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge marshmellows underneath wet monstertrucks, using some kind of hammer-head - shark looking extremely depressed because of involuntarily flatulence. The following day 50 Cent, voluntarily gave up knitting
 
Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge marshmellows underneath wet monstertrucks, using some kind of hammer-head - shark looking extremely depressed because of involuntarily flatulence. The following day 50 Cent, voluntarily gave up knitting for
 

Blackjack

Will put out on the first date.
Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge marshmellows underneath wet monstertrucks, using some kind of hammer-head - shark looking extremely depressed because of involuntarily flatulence. The following day 50 Cent, voluntarily gave up knitting for polishing
 
Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge marshmellows underneath wet monstertrucks, using some kind of hammer-head - shark looking extremely depressed because of involuntarily flatulence. The following day 50 Cent voluntarily gave up knitting for polishing small
 

Summer

Banned
Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge marshmellows underneath wet monstertrucks, using some kind of hammer-head - shark looking extremely depressed because of involuntarily flatulence. The following day 50 Cent voluntarily gave up knitting for polishing small acorns
 

Superfly

Closed Account
Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge marshmellows underneath wet monstertrucks, using some kind of hammer-head - shark looking extremely depressed because of involuntarily flatulence. The following day 50 Cent voluntarily gave up knitting for polishing small acorns with
 
E

eschnabel

Guest
Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge marshmellows underneath wet monstertrucks, using some kind of hammer-head - shark looking extremely depressed because of involuntarily flatulence. The following day 50 Cent voluntarily gave up knitting for polishing small acorns with his
 

Blackjack

Will put out on the first date.
Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge marshmellows underneath wet monstertrucks, using some kind of hammer-head - shark looking extremely depressed because of involuntarily flatulence. The following day 50 Cent voluntarily gave up knitting for polishing small acorns with his huge
 

Superfly

Closed Account
Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge marshmellows underneath wet monstertrucks, using some kind of hammer-head - shark looking extremely depressed because of involuntarily flatulence. The following day 50 Cent voluntarily gave up knitting for polishing small acorns with his huge banana
 
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eschnabel

Guest
Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge marshmellows underneath wet monstertrucks, using some kind of hammer-head - shark looking extremely depressed because of involuntarily flatulence. The following day 50 Cent voluntarily gave up knitting for polishing small acorns with his huge banana creme
 

Blackjack

Will put out on the first date.
Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge marshmellows underneath wet monstertrucks, using some kind of hammer-head - shark looking extremely depressed because of involuntarily flatulence. The following day 50 Cent voluntarily gave up knitting for polishing small acorns with his huge banana creme in order to
 

Superfly

Closed Account
Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge marshmellows underneath wet monstertrucks, using some kind of hammer-head - shark looking extremely depressed because of involuntarily flatulence. The following day 50 Cent voluntarily gave up knitting for polishing small acorns with his huge banana creme in order to inflate
 

Summer

Banned
Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge marshmellows underneath wet monstertrucks, using some kind of hammer-head - shark looking extremely depressed because of involuntarily flatulence. The following day 50 Cent voluntarily gave up knitting for polishing small acorns with his huge banana creme in order to inflate dogs
 

RKO!!!05

Banned
Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge marshmellows underneath wet monstertrucks, using some kind of hammer-head - shark looking extremely depressed because of involuntarily flatulence. The following day 50 Cent voluntarily gave up knitting for polishing small acorns with his huge banana creme in order to inflate dogs' arses.
 

nightwanker

Proud first owner of FreeOnes Playing Cards
Once upon a time there was no Freeones because computers were all unplugged and smelled really fishy. Terri Summers change your name to Tim Winters, otherwise we will start a fight that will become silly and oily unless Foxycougar and Adriana Sage sing a ballad about psychos and grenades. Homer Simpson watches you eating haggis and trout almondine babies on wooden ashtrays that are aflame.
So they went to the neighborhood porno store to purchase more anal lube, because they wanted to have something up their asses, but when they opened the bottles there wasn't anything in them. Annoyed, Foxycougar took out Pitino's strap-on, yelling "Please continue without hurting me." Then suddenly Homer pulled out a leather Gimp who's name was Shamu, and he sold his lightsaber to Big Lu. But the worst part, QBall kicked the Gimp on his kneecap, causing collateral damage, he was spontaneously horny for a huge kebab penis. Forcing all ladies to die and so extinction happened. Fin!

After dinner he found seashells were just wearing underwear with polkadots. The shirt went flying in the undergrowth of nettles. Peter Pan told Michael Jackson to get fucked! Michael then belted him around Alaska using a sledgehammer made from stainless satin. Peter flew up the rectum of a passing butterfly screaming help!! Nobody noticed Mike Tyson crying because hunger pains were getting worse in his stomach. So Peter went to the Never Land Ranch for Michael's toys. Later that day Peter found himself a VibroDeluxe3000 and promptly inserted cheese into his rectum friend, who then leapfrogged over a nearby hooker, who looked like Liz Taylor. The monstrosity who fornicated with dwarves came on Michael Jackson's ranch to die painfully and willing to go anywhere michael jackson goes. even his crazy monkey joined with Peter, mike tyson, and JJzangel,tallcowboy and big lu. So they all could eat at Joe's crab shack. But it was becoming awful that they can't be joining Sandee Westgate and Jenna Jameson having cheeseburgers and laughing maniacally!

Miami Vice was crap. Don Johnson consumed an elephant while being prodded by a cross dressing gypsy called Bernice, she started to scream "HARDER" you dirty cocksmoker, ram ham. 'Do me in' you said.Then Tony Blair woke up with something growing in ear that stinks like sour milk. To his amazement David Hasselhoff started wanking on his ear, suddenly something came creeping in his y-fronts.What the hell is wrong with Elvis Costello's asshole !! it's glowing white-hot oooz like molten lava. It was flowing silently along with some enormous green blobs. Meanwhile, Officer Jesus snorted cecil sausage through a straw.Suddenly Michael Jackson screams "thriller" thrusting his hotdog deep into Bubbles's arsehole.

Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge marshmellows underneath wet monstertrucks, using some kind of hammer-head - shark looking extremely depressed because of involuntarily flatulence. The following day 50 Cent voluntarily gave up knitting for polishing small acorns with his huge banana creme in order to inflate dogs' arses.

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bigbadbrody

Banned
001, once upon a time, George Bush,
 
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