Trump Is First US President To Have ‘Appeared In Porn’
Apologies for contributing to you possibly throwing up your lunch over that thought, but allow me to appease you.
He didn’t get in the buff or anything like that, he was merely in a fully clothed part of an introduction to a Playboy video from back in 2000.
So, as usual, this newspaper is completely incorrect to suggest he was in a porn video – because Playboy isn’t porn! It’s 2017 and we’re still having to make this goddamn correction.