“What topping would you like, sir? Erm, I’m afraid we don’t do that….”
That is what would almost certainly happen if you asked the waiter at your local pizza restaurant to place a topping on your meal in the shape of a vagina.
But clearly, British supermarket Morrisons have no such qualms, as you can see from this story. Now, they may say that it was accidental and meant to be in the shape of a rugby ball (will that World Cup ever ennnnnnnnd!) but I don’t believe it for one second.
It doesn’t look anything like a rugby ball, for a start. Plus, how did this person NOT think it looked like a vagina? Hmm, I wonder how it tasted though….
