Not that she is unattractive but I couldn't. First she looks like Donny in drag and secondly she also looks like my cousin. Just too many things working against her for me to hit it.
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You Fuck Marie Osmond Or Is She Too Weird?
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The Penis Mightier
Kameltoe Harris = Poop
I'm fortunate to have hideous trolls as women in my family and none of those broads look like glamorous celebrities. Borat would love them as most of them grew up on a farm and have plenty of plow experience.
Somebody inquired about wanting to see Marie Osmond in a wet t-shirt. I apologize but this was the best I could do. More her in wet pants as she made pee-pee on herself.
I would ride her like a tricycle.
bobjustbob
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I'll meet her at The Red Mile. Tell her not to expect much.
The Penis Mightier
Kameltoe Harris = Poop
Just watched another one of those Nutrisystem Commercials and am wondering what kinda head Marie Osmond could give. Surely she's sucked cock before and maybe way more times than we've imagined. I'll take one for the team now.
She is a mega prude which bores the shit out of me. Any woman who by the time she is in her fifties and has spent her whole life in show biz does not have lots of skin pics to look at is a total turn off. I mean not even the basics like pics of her in bikini on beach, or short dresses, short shorts in summertime, etc... Such potential totally wasted on being a PRUDE.
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I don't know dude...she is a Mormon. I remember hearing an interview with her brother Donnie, on Howard Stern, and he actually said, he's never had a blowjob, his wife has never sucked his dick, and he would never ask her to, because he respects her to much. He also said he never felt a desire to have his dick sucked. Now, taking that into consideration, if she married a Mormon, it might be a trend....a very sad trend. However, it has been my experience that the stricter a girls upbringing, the freakier they tend to become. I dated a girl that was raised in a VERY Catholic upbringing, she would NEVER admit to masturbation, and absolutely wouldn't do it in front of me...but she could deep throat a moose, and loved getting her ass banged. She wouldn't take a load anywhere above the neck though. I got her twice in 2 1/2 years though.
No, I would rather bang Jackie Guerrido
CrimsonBolt
I AM A SLUT FOR RYAN GOSLING
well, why not?
like said my best friend (peace to his soul :angels
a hole is a hole
like said my best friend (peace to his soul :angels
a hole is a hole
The Penis Mightier
Kameltoe Harris = Poop
Update here. Seen her most recent Nutrisystem Commercial and she looks really good. Her acting has not improved though still seemingly like she survived and just got pulled out of a bomb shelter. She's getting hotter as new TV ads come out. Wonder if she's getting crazier too and they have to do more takes making sure to get her through it before she breaks down. All things in life require balance and deranged pussy is sometimes the most loving and sopping wet pussy of all.
Emphatic yes.
I looked in the mirror too and saw dat ass of hers.
I looked in the mirror too and saw dat ass of hers.
The Penis Mightier
Kameltoe Harris = Poop
Atta boy! Just chew your arm off and get out of there before she hobbles your legs.
The Penis Mightier
Kameltoe Harris = Poop
That was definitely accidentally intentional. Juicy ass for sure. I like how busy she pretends to be at the end as people fuss over her.
I didn't like her back in her younger days. She got hotter for me as she got older, perhaps the past 10 or 15 years. If I was lucky enough to bang her, I would disregard any weirdness... as long as her brothers aren't in the room.
Rey C.
Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Two weirdo chicks, both in their mid 50's and maybe an ounce of sanity between them. Who ya gonna pick, Marie Osmond or Jennifer Tilly???
I'm going with Jennifer. I'd say Marie is more attractive (although without all that war paint on her face, hell I might be prettier than her :dunno, but you can tell by the look on Jennifer's face that she's got some crazy/nasty ideas floating around in her air-filled head that would make Bree Olson blush.
I'm going with Jennifer. I'd say Marie is more attractive (although without all that war paint on her face, hell I might be prettier than her :dunno
, but you can tell by the look on Jennifer's face that she's got some crazy/nasty ideas floating around in her air-filled head that would make Bree Olson blush.
