which food network girl star would you have sex with?

[ChefChiTown]

Would you prefer Emiril?

We're going to spice it up... up your ass. BAM!

Emeril is a really good chef, but his live TV show was a joke. I was watching it once and he was holding a huge handful of rosemary sprigs and he called them CHIVES. SIGH, I wanted to punch him so hard.

Also, I know people who have worked for him and apparently...he's a coke head.

 

[om3ga]

heck, I haven't got a clue,,,I've only just discovered the website:

http://www.foodnetwork.com/

I'm only voting for Nigella because of her time over here........

http://serv2.imagehigh.com/imgss/4461918_img_nigella3_2.jpg

Haven't changed my mind about Nigella since then.....

 

[Klez]

Rachael Ray!

 

[Ashleigh]

Bobby Flay sucks...you can have him. He puts corn in almost everything he makes and it pisses me off. GRRR!!!

I notice how you didn't say Guy Fieri. What, you don't have a thing for cliche douchebags who think it's cool to wear wristbands on their forearms? Or, is it the fact that when he goes to get his haircut, he points to a picture of Sonic the Hedgehog and says, "I want that one"...???

I hate Guy, holy shit he's annoying. He's like a dude stuck in the 80's, yet is trying to be cool by dressing like he's still in the 90's, who likes to mow down on burgers and fatty ass food. Fuck no.

And Bobby Flay is awsome. Anyone who can master a grill is awsome IMO.

 

[Ashleigh]

Oh, and Giada looks like a pelican. Thats all I can say on her.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I hate Guy, holy shit he's annoying. He's like a dude stuck in the 80's, yet is trying to be cool by dressing like he's still in the 90's, who likes to mow down on burgers and fatty ass food. Fuck no.

And Bobby Flay is awsome. Anyone who can master a grill is awsome IMO.

(in a completely monotone robot voice)

I used to be a grill chef. I am awesome. Yeeeeeah.

 

[squallumz]

Emeril is a really good chef, but his live TV show was a joke. I was watching it once and he was holding a huge handful of rosemary sprigs and he called them CHIVES. SIGH, I wanted to punch him so hard.

Also, I know people who have worked for him and apparently...he's a coke head.

no way! you mean "emeril live?" (which was never fucking live! wtf!?) and ... a coke head!? wtf!

 

[ChefChiTown]

no way! you mean "emeril live?" (which was never fucking live! wtf!?) and ... a coke head!? wtf!

Yup, coke head. One of the guys I used to work with was one of Emeril's apprentices down in Louisiana and he said that Emeril would take "coke" breaks every once in a while at work. At first, I didn't believe him, but then I paid attention to how Emeril acts and talks and...well, I believe him.

 

[squallumz]

/\ hahaha fucking crazy! ud think he'd lose a little weight!

 

[Facetious]

Re: which food network girl star would you have sex with?

Yea . . . they're all frauds, IMO.

OK, most are frauds, production girls, you know ?

Seriously though, how many of them actually have a passion for the culinary arts and the talent to back it up ? Publicity whorez !

I'm stickin' with Chef Prudhomme . . The girls belong in the bedroom ! :thefinger

 

[Kil4Thril]

Oh, and Giada looks like a pelican. Thats all I can say on her.

Nope. My uncle hit it dead on the head when he said she looks like a Bobblehead. I can't even watch her commercial spots anymore.

Oh, is it wrong that I'd give it to Alex Guarnaschelli just because I think she'd teach me new things? :nanner:

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Giada

 

[Ashleigh]

Nope. My uncle hit it dead on the head when he said she looks like a Bobblehead. I can't even watch her commercial spots anymore.

....a pelican bobblehead.

 

[ChefChiTown]

....a pelican bobblehead.

...that has a mouth wide enough to swallow a frisbee.

 

[bigmofo]

id pummel the living shit out of giada.

 

[NavyBlue]

No question it's Giada. Even with the bubblehead complex she still got a smokin' hot body and big boobs to boot.

 

[benihime275]

Rachael Ray for me

 

[Kil4Thril]

....a pelican bobblehead.

...that has a mouth wide enough to swallow a frisbee.

...and that's a take! :rofl:

 

[Firedamp]

Pelican bobble head or not, I'd still stick my tongue in her ass :tongue:

 

[justahornydude]

Sandra in a heartbeat. There is no doubt in my mind she takes it in the ass and then gladly turns around for the load. Ok maybe i watch a bit too much Food Network