Where Do You Hide Your Porn

[maanlest]

I don't hide it. I have it on the hard drive and backup DVDs.

 

[lkc2much]

no need

 

[Wainkerr99]

About half a mile down the road, there's an old underground bunker type room, accessed by a ladder which is leaning against a wall in the shed. You have to remember to bring the ladder with you. Lower the ladder down, then climb down into the room. It leads to a secret passageway about 50 metres, where behind a door is a small inset. Under various blankets and old bits of clothing is an ancient chest. I usually hide the key in there to another room where I hid the porn. That room is cleverly camouflaged. Only I know where to insert the key. Go into the room, turn left, then push aside a cabinet and a chest of drawers. Under the chest is a trapdoor. Go down - the ladder automatically unfolds. Once inside, turn on the light, head to a mirror against the wall. Pull the mirror away, then slide the old rug away that is hanging there. In a big box inside the wall, under some more old clothes, I have a Hustler magazine. I then open that up and masturbate furiously before anyone finds me.

 

[Wainkerr99]

These day I find it easier though to simply click on "Erotic," a folder under "Shared Pictures." Alternatively - click on "Bookmark."