What If Freeones Never Existed?

[himperv203]

well i d be watching porn at "payones".

 

[Rey C.]

I might have actually noticed when my wife moved out and ran off with my best friend, and took the dog with them.


Dammit, I miss that dog!!!


<it's a country song, for those who don't live in the south>

 

[sporty_carr]

If FreeOnes didn't exist right now, I'd be the current President of the United States of America

 

[gunslingingbird]

I might have actually noticed when my wife moved out and ran off with my best friend, and took the dog with them.


Dammit, I miss that dog!!!


<it's a country song, for those who don't live in the south>

Do you know what you get when you play Country music backwards? You get your girl, your dog, and your truck back.

 

[Embryoyo]

I'd probably NEVER look at/for porn if it weren't for Freeones.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I'd probably NEVER look at/for porn if it weren't for Freeones.

 

[chrisuncleahmad]

I would have never been able to interact with actual porn stars (i.e. Vicky Vette, Rachel Starr).

 

[Khanprime]

I'd be rich right now, because i'd have followed a former boss's advice and moved to florida and sold my body to rich old women!

 

[24788]

Someone else would of thought of the idea.

 

[hiropro]

Aaaah.No.Why would you say that????Life would just be even more unbearable.

 

[The Joker]

I would be spending more time in the tub masturbating while making various animal noises.

 

[STDiva]

I'd probably be dead. Or dying.

 

[Ace Bandage]

At the very least, I'd probably be a governor or something by now...

 

[ed007]

I would probably have created something similar with less rules and regulations.

 

[SarahStokes]

I'd be submitting pelts to BarterOnes.

 

[STDiva]

I'd be submitting pelts to BarterOnes.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'd be submitting pelts to BarterOnes.

Perhaps the best post from a member with less than five posts ever.

wOOt! quality newbie? :glugglug:

 

[habo9]

If freeones never existed , I might go out and get pussy instead of sitting at my laptop wasting hours doing nothing..........................

I HAVE TO GET MY LIFE BACK

 

[mrtrebus]

I would be spending more time in the tub masturbating while making various animal noises.

I would be spending more time watching The Joker spending more time in the tub masturbating while making various animal noises.

 

[The Joker]

I would be spending more time watching The Joker spending more time in the tub masturbating while making various animal noises.