I think it is a combination of the a few things that are making the parties even worse. I have a general conspiracy that the people that make Party Hardcore (and DSO) actually hate their customers and try to show the least sexy thing as much as possible; I'll leave this alone since maybe it is just me.
1. Right now the strippers are terrible:
--- I'm pretty sure half of them are gay (which is fine for them) so they run in packs so there is always a cock near by (perhaps a bit of sarcasm). This makes more of the amateur type girls less likely to get involved since they end up getting overwhelmed with too much ham-fisted attention.
--- The strippers have 0 game at this point, most of them look like they are trying to sexually assault the amateur girls. - Dennis, Ales or Alex (Czech AV guy), Big Ears (dude from awhile ago), Bald Dude and every once in awhile Eric (when his dick worked) actually tried to get the girls in to it - this actually worked for a lot of the amateur or undecided semi-pros. There are a lot of girls that just got down for a couple minutes with one dude and it was often one of these guys. Curvy Dick has done OK but he aggravates me because he used to follow Ales around and jump in on his amateurs while they were warming up, pretty much immediately ruining any chance of action (there are actually a couple girls were you see Ales give him a WTF look).
--- The new strippers are lazy as fuck (see no game and gay as well). For example: in the most recent party, the pretty brunet in white (pro) finally gets fucked but we don't really see much of her since the strippers are pulling an Eiffel tower on her the ENTIRE time. The girl has a pretty face, I'd like to see it; doesn't one of those strippers have something better to do, like another girl. In this party (GC 10) they are even too lazy to fuck any of the pros for more than half the party. In these last parties the strippers spend so much time just standing around or groping, couldn't they even try a few more "classy" moves beyond dunking their cock in a drink, guess not.
--- They could fix all of this by getting that awesome scum bag (in a good way) Ales back and having him run the parties and get the amateurs again.
2. The venue is crap:
--- This was brought up above. Sharing the venue with DSO sucks. I kind of like the break here and there but the PH venue just seems to work really well or at least better. I like the venue they used in 2007 best. It was actually a bar and I think it felt more fun. The place they are in now is so obviously a set it is ridiculous. You can watch the set walls move when they sit (fuck) against them.
3. Camera's:
--- I just expect the camera work to be bad but honestly they I think they might be better here in general. Still too many stripper face/body shots (see gay - with the gay thing I think that goes for the camera guys since they often have a fascination with the stripper instead of the girl). I think many of the failings are often in the editing (or sucky parties).
--- Too many cameras. See comment above. I think the camera work is better now because they actually do capture everything. The problem with the cameras is that any amateur will always have a camera in her face. When the camera work was good in old parties it was more subtle they didn't make it super obvious they were waiting for a bad decision but got there to catch the good part. I'd rather they focused more on the good stuff but there may not be good stuff if it feels like a documentary to the girls. The camera should capture the build up with an amateur in a standoffish way and close in once the girl is ready to go.
--- Install stationary CAMs. I don't understand why they can't throw a couple of super high def cameras behind some glass or in a backroom and just let it roll. It would be awesome if they made the camera less visible but put them somewhere that could capture the action. This gets back to my last point, I think the atmosphere has been ruined by making the party in to a porn production. Things used to feel much more organic.
--- Multi-Cams please - of the old parties. I can't be assed to care about many of the GC parties. I would be perfectly happy if they took 6 months to retool and just released old parties in multi-cam. I would be pissed if they broke them into 5 or 6 parties like the lazy bullshit they are pulling with DSO (see they hate their customers). Just strip the music and post the content - how hard is that.
4: The Editing:
--- Fuck the editors for cutting the amateur action in favor of plants or dancing girls.
--- You have a jillion cameras and no music track to keep track of, how about more shots - it doesn't have to be linear anymore. Maybe they are already doing this and I have noticed a few jumps back but in general they try to keep it timed with the party - there is no reason for this.
--- Track the action. Some of the best editing was when they actually tracked the action with an amateur (or a plant, I guess). You jump in for a warm up, jump back for some foreplay come in for the blowjob and fucking. It is hot to see a girl get warmed up and ready to go and see some seduction. So many times they jump back to a close up of some girl bent over and a zoom on the strippers cock (see gay).
--- We see the plants fuck a lot. Don't show the amateur for 15 seconds and the plant for 2 minutes. Just WTF.
This was a wall of text. I'll post next time with an actual amateur if I can find any. Cheers.
1. Right now the strippers are terrible:
--- I'm pretty sure half of them are gay (which is fine for them) so they run in packs so there is always a cock near by (perhaps a bit of sarcasm). This makes more of the amateur type girls less likely to get involved since they end up getting overwhelmed with too much ham-fisted attention.
--- The strippers have 0 game at this point, most of them look like they are trying to sexually assault the amateur girls. - Dennis, Ales or Alex (Czech AV guy), Big Ears (dude from awhile ago), Bald Dude and every once in awhile Eric (when his dick worked) actually tried to get the girls in to it - this actually worked for a lot of the amateur or undecided semi-pros. There are a lot of girls that just got down for a couple minutes with one dude and it was often one of these guys. Curvy Dick has done OK but he aggravates me because he used to follow Ales around and jump in on his amateurs while they were warming up, pretty much immediately ruining any chance of action (there are actually a couple girls were you see Ales give him a WTF look).
--- The new strippers are lazy as fuck (see no game and gay as well). For example: in the most recent party, the pretty brunet in white (pro) finally gets fucked but we don't really see much of her since the strippers are pulling an Eiffel tower on her the ENTIRE time. The girl has a pretty face, I'd like to see it; doesn't one of those strippers have something better to do, like another girl. In this party (GC 10) they are even too lazy to fuck any of the pros for more than half the party. In these last parties the strippers spend so much time just standing around or groping, couldn't they even try a few more "classy" moves beyond dunking their cock in a drink, guess not.
--- They could fix all of this by getting that awesome scum bag (in a good way) Ales back and having him run the parties and get the amateurs again.
2. The venue is crap:
--- This was brought up above. Sharing the venue with DSO sucks. I kind of like the break here and there but the PH venue just seems to work really well or at least better. I like the venue they used in 2007 best. It was actually a bar and I think it felt more fun. The place they are in now is so obviously a set it is ridiculous. You can watch the set walls move when they sit (fuck) against them.
3. Camera's:
--- I just expect the camera work to be bad but honestly they I think they might be better here in general. Still too many stripper face/body shots (see gay - with the gay thing I think that goes for the camera guys since they often have a fascination with the stripper instead of the girl). I think many of the failings are often in the editing (or sucky parties).
--- Too many cameras. See comment above. I think the camera work is better now because they actually do capture everything. The problem with the cameras is that any amateur will always have a camera in her face. When the camera work was good in old parties it was more subtle they didn't make it super obvious they were waiting for a bad decision but got there to catch the good part. I'd rather they focused more on the good stuff but there may not be good stuff if it feels like a documentary to the girls. The camera should capture the build up with an amateur in a standoffish way and close in once the girl is ready to go.
--- Install stationary CAMs. I don't understand why they can't throw a couple of super high def cameras behind some glass or in a backroom and just let it roll. It would be awesome if they made the camera less visible but put them somewhere that could capture the action. This gets back to my last point, I think the atmosphere has been ruined by making the party in to a porn production. Things used to feel much more organic.
--- Multi-Cams please - of the old parties. I can't be assed to care about many of the GC parties. I would be perfectly happy if they took 6 months to retool and just released old parties in multi-cam. I would be pissed if they broke them into 5 or 6 parties like the lazy bullshit they are pulling with DSO (see they hate their customers). Just strip the music and post the content - how hard is that.
4: The Editing:
--- Fuck the editors for cutting the amateur action in favor of plants or dancing girls.
--- You have a jillion cameras and no music track to keep track of, how about more shots - it doesn't have to be linear anymore. Maybe they are already doing this and I have noticed a few jumps back but in general they try to keep it timed with the party - there is no reason for this.
--- Track the action. Some of the best editing was when they actually tracked the action with an amateur (or a plant, I guess). You jump in for a warm up, jump back for some foreplay come in for the blowjob and fucking. It is hot to see a girl get warmed up and ready to go and see some seduction. So many times they jump back to a close up of some girl bent over and a zoom on the strippers cock (see gay).
--- We see the plants fuck a lot. Don't show the amateur for 15 seconds and the plant for 2 minutes. Just WTF.
This was a wall of text. I'll post next time with an actual amateur if I can find any. Cheers.
the latest party hardcore episodes are terrible. TERRIBLE.
) to do that with earlier parties.
