Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

[BioDefenseGrad]

I don't even know where to start. Many of the things I hate are now more popular than ever.

I'll list one: a disrespectful cameraman/director guy who will degrade the performers from behind the camera.

 

[prof_porn]

music is my pet hate in porn.

 

[spitfire80]

ugly looking pussies!

 

[The Cancer]

A hairy pussy yuk

 

[RavinFlamer]

Horrid music, guys talking (unless it's an interview), scripts, bdsm, spanking, girls rimming guys and most of all....DUBBED MOANING yuck!

Let women show their natural sounds of pleasure!

 

[youcantakeapunc]

X-Art sex scenes are the best.

after watching some X-ART films, almost everything about "standard" porn turns me off. X-art seems to capture the way sex really happens, to a certain degree that is. but you gotta roll with the punches... until all my favorite girls do an x-art scene i'll be stuck with the gonzo/pov/un-reality of porn.

 

[RichardNailder]

Missing the cameraman and hitting my camera.

 

[Krazy4Kobe]

Not having any

 

[Ravenholm]

The whole sex side of it. I just watch it for the acting.

 

[legmann61]

I cringe when a guy slaps a girl in the face.

TOTALLY!!
I'm also getting sick of the overly rough stuff, ala pornstar punishment and the like....way too over the top for my taste.

 

[th3ant1chr1st]

What sends my cock into playdough mode is when the director or whoever thinks they're funny and won't shut up. Music isn't that bad, I just don't prefer it. Also bush, don't like it. Anything food related.

 

[Cloude]

I skip TGPs with pornstars in a Santa Suit or Christmas suit. Thanks for trying it on ladies, but hot lingerie is better.

 

[Arden Adamz]

I like porno diversity, it gets me off seeing a variety of dynamics/positions/people/fetishes/sets... Instant turn off's are hard to come by but I tend to get thrown off by super synthetic scenarios-- I LOVE real fucking!

 

[zeppelin68]

When girls stare straight at the fuckin camera the whole time trying to show off, instead of lookin at the guy they're fuckin.

 

[bobjustbob]

Gotta be the hair move. You know the one. Girl's hair is covering her face and the dude pulls it aside for the camera shot. Either let her do it, plan on this before hand with hair clips, leave it in the shot, or get another camera angle.

 

[Marduk]

Looking at a nice masturbation or lesbian video, I really hate it when the camera man is talking.

 

[SilverBlade]

Just thought of something else that makes me go as limp as cooked spaghetti:

Cheating..whether it's implied, or it actually happened, this turns me off instantly. Cheating shouldn't be a 'sexual fantasy' as it's so freaking common in our society. How about making the fantasy that doesn't involve cheating? Even if it's all part of a plot, or acted out, I still am *turn off* by *any* mentioning of cheating.

 

[sherri blake]

I know mine are probably in the thread but puttin in my 2 cents

-full bush (don't mind a lil landing strip)
-skinny skinny girls (ugh sick :eeew: )
-overly fat girls (i'm big but damn theres a limit)
-gag noises
-fingers in the mouth, treating like an animal

I'm sure theres more but that's all for now

 

[aisleseat]

turn offs for me.....gaping asses, cocks going from ass to pussy, cocks going from ass to mouth, chicks having their heads shoved into toilets or urinals.
excessive abuse, 2 guys cocks touching, general misogynistic crap.

While I like to see babes being used as obedient playthings, I don't like seeing them being abused, I think that is just pure crap.

 

[TheOldGuy_1955]

I know this will likely be unpopular, but lousy camera angles really shut me down. What the hell is it about porn camera people that makes them think that turning the camera on its side is a valid presentation? There is a way to frame and photograph/record people. Turning the camera on it's side or at a 45 degree angle is NOT the way to do it. Gives me a crick in my neck trying to view it. And, no matter how exciting it is, I usually close it down and go somewhere else.

I know (or feel) that they are trying to get closer to the image while keeping the entire image in the viewfinder, and I appreciate that. But turning the camera to weird angles just does not do it. Yes, I would rather view a smaller image than to have to twist my head to weird angles. (OK, Photogs, you may now begin kicking me.)