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Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

Elwood70

Torn & Frayed.
Some of you guys think waaaaaaaaay too much about this. :D
 
Facial Abuse
The fake crap called Cumshot Surprise and the like
Gay men


And Electric Trains (like Maildude said)
 
When the woman says "Oh, yeah-" followed by "fuck my pussy", "fuck my ass", anything.
 
1. Shoes in porn: hate it when shoes are worn during a scene. Also hate it when directors think the females have to wear those long socks and tennis shoes whenever the genre is young girls.

2. Dirty feet: Damn, if or when the girl DOES take her shoes off, 90% of the time, the bottom of her feet are filthy.

3. Close-up shots: Wider camera angles shows the girls body off SO much better. Don't want to just see dick going in pussy, and what's with the close-up of the girls face for 5 minutes of the scene?

4. Choking, putting the foot on her head while in doggy....all that stupid shit!!!!

5. The so-called creampie: I love the creampie finish but seriously? When the guy stops fucking, pulls out to the head and jerks his dick or pulls out right before nutting and misses the creampie. Also, the fake creampie where the scene jumps to him supposedly cumming but when it comes out, you can tell a fake solution was used.

6. When the guy stops fucking and jerks his dick for 20 minutes to nut on her face....how about fucking her to completion? THEN pulling out right before you nut. I don't want to see a guy jerking his dick for 20 minutes while the girl is on her knees trying to coax him to cum.

I could go on but will leave it at that.
 
Focusing on the guy's dick fucking the pussy, I'd much rather see the woman taking it!
 
Wesley Pipes, Shane Diesel, Byron Long, Jack Napier - all big dick stars who are soft, but get to have sex with all the ladies - I don't understand the popularity of these guys - just because they have big dicks for the chicks, but can't keep hard ons and come in driblets.
I avoid scenes with those guys in them, even if it's a scene with a gal I really enjoy watching.

You forgot Alex Gonz.
I hate that douche. His dick is so soft.
 
Choking. How could anybody like that? I don't get it.

Anything involving deep, DEEP closeup shots of gaping assholes or pussies. I love women, but I don't wanna see their spleens. This isn't a gyno exam.

Chick eating guys asshole.
 
I've looked at many of these threads and the one turn off that has not been mentioned (that I have seen any way) is when a woman for any reason brings a knife or any other sharp object into the scene and puts it close to his penis, her breast or any other body part. Sex is to be fun not a test to see if you and Lorena Bobbit would get along.
 
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