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Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

Facetious

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Those 'lil red "shaving pimples" around the usual areas.
Go lighter on the blade pressure, next time, will ya hun ? :rolleyes:
Give me some of that baby powder to slap on your ass ! :yesyes: So there's a silver lining after all ! :D



Also, Anything remotely close to having anything to do with public toilets !

Stop It !!
 
My manifesto:

1. Fanny batter
2. Loads on tits
3. cum dodging
4. Over-acting: oooh baby, fuck that pussy, oooh yeah oooh yeah (repeat ad nauseum)
5. Constantly staring at the camera even if it isn't a POV (are you listening, Eve Lawrence? Your scenes will be infinitely hotter if you just let US do the watching instead of you watching us.)
6. Slapping the girl
7. Trying to look so horny and nasty that you end up looking angry.
8. Avoiding smiles or laughter of any kind
9. Fat ugly guys like Ron Jeremy getting disproportionately hot babes to suck him off.

I agree with most of these scooter, especially 4 and 5. Bree Olson is a stunning girl, I just wish that she would cut out that, "Fuck my teen pussy with your big cock" nonsense. Fake writhing about and moaning is an annoyance as well.

Girls staring, gazing and pouting at the camera whilst being fucked annoys me as well. I think that this may be due to bad directing.
 

Facetious

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I've become somewhat ill with all this girl on girl shit. If I see, throughout a gallery that a model isn't "at least" bi, why would I ever subscribe to and or support her ?

Seems like 90+ % of the girls out of Hungary / Czech Rep are same sex exclusively. Think about this on a grand scheme of things - There's less available attractive women in the world due to this social architecture / engineering scheme:thefinger :dunno:

The prominence of same sex exclusive females today is a learned discipline, there's no doubt in my mind. It's a disproportional representation of what would be the norm, say, if nature were to take it's course.

I wonder how many divorces take place on account of one's wife ditching her good man hubby for another woman ? A Lot, I'm sure.
Go through your first real argument in your marriage and it's over bro !
Your ex is divin' at her girlfriend's (literally) place. It's a fashionable and easy way out of what was previously known as a commitment (marriage)! There will be no next generation in the western culture, I'm certain. So no, I'm not fascinated by what's going on today.

The infiltrated commys did it to us !:hammer::ak47:
 
For me, it's camera awareness...whether it be for film or pics.
 
I'm getting tired of the trend of sameness in the dudes...every dude in porn appears to be tattood, bald, ripped, with a 10" dick.

I don't care about dudes in porn...but at the same time...let's have some variety in the male talent...and a return to "normal size" (5"-7") dicks....
 

britlover

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I'm getting tired of the trend of sameness in the dudes...every dude in porn appears to be tattood, bald, ripped, with a 10" dick.

I don't care about dudes in porn...but at the same time...let's have some variety in the male talent...and a return to "normal size" (5"-7") dicks....

Here here, I so agree. ONe way or another, I guess I don't give to shits and a McFuck (that you Bill Maher) about the dudes and the cock size, but many of us (c'mon guys admit it) aren't 9' 1/2 cut with feminane, new age shaving habbits, and I strangely wonder if an entire generation of slightly ignorant younger women, with more exposure to porn now 'n days through technology, might be seeing that and thinking that most guys are blessed like that, when in fact many of us are not. And that is fine.

I agree, a return to normal enough lookin' guys in the industry (like Randy West, Ed Powers and some of the comedic guys of the golden pre-internet '90s).

At the same time indeed: Ron Jeremy need's to get the Hell out of the business. He is a novelty. Even his b-movie work I've seen him in as a huge genre collector he usually ruins. He's voice just grates on me. I hate seeing him fuck much younger and hotter women then he would normally get with his overrated cock. His two year old Bang Bus episode with him fucking that super hot, petite chick was ruined cause of him and the usual talking from his supposed nephew (?) Dirty Danchez talking. Also the Bang Bus.com guys have a lot of smolderin' hot chicks but fuck if the talking from the constant interview, as if it's never over, get's so old. Shut up already and let them do the fucking!

Porn stars who were still smoldering hot in my eyes and left the business, I feel far too earily (though she was Rape and understandably very distrought I hated seeing Sharon Mitchell go as she approched MILF-age in the '90s. Damn I love her hard to find stuff). Also stars retiring-and-returning-retiring-and-returning through out they're career. Many stars have done this. Hey sweetie, if ya know you don't have enough cash to live comfortably on for the rest of your life, then don't retire originally in the first place.

Assholes being too hard on women; Throat gagging now (honestly: who the fuck get's off on treating women like shit, save for Misogynists?), and power fucking the side of the throat is PAINFULLY unsexy. I can't imagine women doing this aside from getting a check for it ...
 
Two guys double teaming a girl.
Huge black cocks.
Buttugly chicks.
Pregnant women.
Trannys
etc.

[There was a quote here about cum-swapping]

C'mon dude, that's hot!

"etc"...... That's kind of cheating in this thread, isn't it? :hatsoff:

im not into girls sucking on guys fingers. just doesnt do it for me.

I love this when it happens to me, but yeah, watching some guy get his fingers sucked in a porn movie doesn't really do it...


I'm getting tired of the trend of sameness in the dudes...every dude in porn appears to be tattood, bald, ripped, with a 10" dick.

I don't care about dudes in porn...but at the same time...let's have some variety in the male talent...and a return to "normal size" (5"-7") dicks....

Let's just have a return to guys who like having sex with women who don't try to kill them or damage them. Guys who may actually LIKE women. Guys who aren't mentally deficient asshats.

And lately, something that turns me off instantly- Krystal Steal! :eek: Go to the Freeones home page and check out that link with her. She's getting ever more plastic as time goes on, and her neck looks like, a foot long. Ugh...

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britlover

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And lately, something that turns me off instantly- Krystal Steal! :eek: Go to the Freeones home page and check out that link with her. She's getting ever more plastic as time goes on, and her neck looks like, a foot long. Ugh...

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Great one. Yeah, many of the overly shoved down our throats quote-unquote super hot "box cover" art girls who are 80% plastic just don't turn me on. Fake tits once, if small enough, are forgiveable, but that is enough. Krystal look's skank-tastic. Such a shame, too much going under the knife ...
 
too much cum
drinking cum in glasses
guys who think thier the shit
fisting
hairy
gay camera man
tatoos
bad anal sex

one thing that no one has mentioned:

HUGGING

i mean , ur in porn not fuckun ur wife.
especially when he hugs her and u cant see no cleavege.

also kissing.
 
The minute a dildo appears in a lesbian/sapphic scene it gets turned off or fast forwarded. Either eat the pussy or dont but most lesbian scenes begin with a little tongue flicking, a tiny amount of pussy eating then the dildo appears which to me is just mutual masturbation. No thanks.
 
A man fucking the bitch etc...
I'm a straight guy, and as soon as I see naked guys on my porn screen, I get turned off. I much prefer bitch solos.

Also an ugly face - this turns me off more than small titties, bad butt and other body imperfections.
 
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