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MissHybrid

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Being a Yank I feel I should object to the use of this phrase.....yet I find myself strangely aroused :lovecoupl The feel of your touch, and the sound of your voice as you coax me to empty out for you...MMmmmm :rubbel:


At this time I don't know how to twitter...is it difficult to learn? :dunno:
I did sashay once...but it was years ago and I was piss drunk
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I once made a man come in his pants without touching him. I just told and showed him where he would be slowly sliding his hard cock into. Just talking to him like that got me so horny. I was was on a train at the time and he came in his pants....

I just thought I would share that with you
 

MissHybrid

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Well I for one hope you getter soon, and I am most likey not alone in saying this but wish I could off you some comfort!:bowdown:

Dah DAAARRRR I am back xxxxxxxxxx
 
I once made a man come in his pants without touching him. I just told and showed him where he would be slowly sliding his hard cock into. Just talking to him like that got me so horny. I was was on a train at the time and he came in his pants....

I just thought I would share that with you

:clap: you're the sex Mistress!!!! :clap:
 

MissHybrid

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I don't know what the hell you are talking about. Us guys just blow it into a Kleenex when need be.

I would offer you a pair of my knickers but...

a. I don't use them much and
b. When i do they get very wet

Sorry not to be much use.
 
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MissHybrid

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I'll send you a nice hot toddy.It doesn't cure you, but you don't care so much that you have the cold. ;)

Hugs. No Kisses - I don't want to be laid up with man flu. :o

Thank You Mister L

I am now back to a VVHHH
 

MissHybrid

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I just did my daily duty and voted - all categories of course, your Ladyship.......just going to check what I've missed while I was offline,,,

Mister Rane, I expect nothing less. I want you to keep me up there and perhaps have a big push at the end and see if you can get any higher.

Double enders rule

Miss VVWHHH
 

MissHybrid

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I would offer you a pair of my knickers but...

a. I don't use them much and
b. When i do they get very wet

Sorry not to be much use.

You talking about your wet knickers are useful enough for me :rubbel:
 

MissHybrid

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Of course, my love. I do enjoying putting my tick in your box and then fitting neatly into your slot.

I do hope that everyone keeps voting for me. All you boys double enders are really doing it for me.

I love getting votes

Miss Slippy xx
 

MissHybrid

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A rhetorical question no doubt!! :dunno: OF COURSE I voted.....it's more than my life would be worth not to! :bowdown:

I am pleased you understand that!

Miss Strict but also Kind
 

MissHybrid

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I am so glad you could fit me in slot Mistress!:bowdown:

It was a tight squeeze but once I had folded it, stamped on it, squeezed it in the vice, hammered it flat on my anvil, put some butter all over it, it wasn't quite as hard as I expected and it went in easily.

Miss Cruel xx
 
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MissHybrid

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It saddens me to hear you are feeling poorly M'Lady...I shall prepare you some home made chicken soup at once!!
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Perhaps I could interest you in one of Dr. Rock's "special" injections too
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I shall have a good thought for you, and send some healing thoughts your way Luv!!

Now that is a naughty chicken, is it a cock by any chance.

Could you describe Dr. Rock's "special" injection? Does that involve a chopper or a cock by any chance?
 

MissHybrid

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Compliment your bird with a very special stuffing.

I bet you just love getting a game bird and stuffing it from both ends....its called a double ender
 
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MissHybrid

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I've got the same idea!! I think I'll go and subscribe myself to that f***ng Tweater just for my Miss!
Dear DCCCVI

Good luck sweetie. I still don't have a clue about it xxx

Miss Twit
 

MissHybrid

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Voted for you again Miss...Go Team Hybrid!

Thank You Mister Greigl

Instead of free memberships in my draw should I offer fucks instead?

1st prize 1 fuck
2nd prize 2 fucks
3rd prize 3 fucks

Or do you think it will put the voters off xx
 

MissHybrid

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Yeah me too, Master806,..been thinking about it just for Lady H....but like Rockhard I don't know squat about it...Do'h, lol

I agree, does anyone actually know anything about it ? xx
 
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