Jordan Carver
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I saw one thing that might be of interest to anyone in this thread. I noticed that many old photos of Annina Ucatis were credited to Sebastain Schloemp, Jordans manager. If you look closely you will see that Annina and Jordan have very similar implants, very huge for a slim body. My hypotesis is that Sebastian worked with Annina and then saw how attractive oversized implants in a skinny body are to men. So he decided to pick up a random girl and put some implants on her to make money out of it. So, he suddenly finds this beautician who was tired of getting 1.000 euros per month and they made a deal and she got the implants and they both moved to California. My theory matches with what she has told in her interviews.
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The thing is that Jordan knows that is is not beautiful. She could never have a career as a top model or even as a lingerie model. She is also not very smart, she has no special skills, she cant even speak English properly. Getting oversized implants and exploring their effect on men is the only way for somebody like her to succed in life. But even with the implants she still need lots of photoshop to hide her real age, the imperfections on her skin and the deformations on her breats, as you guys saw in that pictures without photoshop on this very thread.
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By the way, here is Anninas picture, taken by Jordan manager, there are many others...
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The thing is that Jordan knows that is is not beautiful. She could never have a career as a top model or even as a lingerie model. She is also not very smart, she has no special skills, she cant even speak English properly. Getting oversized implants and exploring their effect on men is the only way for somebody like her to succed in life. But even with the implants she still need lots of photoshop to hide her real age, the imperfections on her skin and the deformations on her breats, as you guys saw in that pictures without photoshop on this very thread.
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By the way, here is Anninas picture, taken by Jordan manager, there are many others...
I haven't seen the Jordan Carver Boutique set yet. That third photo is a killer - what a view.
I saw one thing that might be of interest to anyone in this thread. I noticed that many old photos of Annina Ucatis were credited to Sebastain Schloemp, Jordans manager. If you look closely you will see that Annina and Jordan have very similar implants, very huge for a slim body. My hypotesis is that Sebastian worked with Annina and then saw how attractive oversized implants in a skinny body are to men. So he decided to pick up a random girl and put some implants on her to make money out of it. So, he suddenly finds this beautician who was tired of getting 1.000 euros per month and they made a deal and she got the implants and they both moved to California. My theory matches with what she has told in her interviews.
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The thing is that Jordan knows that is is not beautiful. She could never have a career as a top model or even as a lingerie model. She is also not very smart, she has no special skills, she cant even speak English properly. Getting oversized implants and exploring their effect on men is the only way for somebody like her to succed in life. But even with the implants she still need lots of photoshop to hide her real age, the imperfections on her skin and the deformations on her breats, as you guys saw in that pictures without photoshop on this very thread.
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By the way, here is Anninas picture, taken by Jordan manager, there are many others...
why do you consistently post bad things in this thread. you obviously dont like her so whats the point of comin in here? just leave right now, and dont come back. nothing your saying matters to anyone, at all.
Well this isn't the Jordan Carver fanclub,just a thread about her in general. Even though I wouldn't throw Jordan out of bed in a million years a lot of what he said is probably true. 
leandrobarrero
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MarieAntoinette, You debate or argument is futile, you speak only bad about Jordan. Please retire from this forum!
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Jordan Carver said:
"Happy Valentine's Day! I will dedicate this pictures to this special day and to you my dear friend! The title is Love & Harmony and I think the both styles express this very well. Have a happy Valentine's day and always remember: "To the world You Might be one person, but to one person You Might be the world" So grab some flowers and surprise someone who is close to you … even your mom would be pleased about a few flowers."
Thank you very much Jordan! :iloveyou: All your fans in the world!
well i've looked through a lot but not all of this thread and i dont remember seeing any "non-photoshoped" pictures of jordan. as far as im concerned she is f-ing hot!
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Jordan Carver and Sexy Venera - Sin :1orglaugh
http://sexyvenerafans.blogspot.com/2012/02/jordan-carver-and-sexy-venera-sin.html
http://sexyvenerafans.blogspot.com/2012/02/jordan-carver-and-sexy-venera-sin.html
Does the "again!" imply that these are the non-photoshopped pictures you guys are talking about?
Skateboard P
Now dats nutty!
Jordan eats a sausage:
http://www.boobieblog.com/?p=19231
http://www.boobieblog.com/?p=19231
perhaps the only thing worth photoshopping might be the sausage.
is anyone on these threads even any good with photoshop? i know i cant even use paint, it's pitiful i know.
I'm a pro photoshop artist.
do you think Jordan uses photoshop or airbrushing to remove her nipples from her sets?
NO I'm not trying to bash her, if you read my posts you'll see I'm not a hateful critic, but I'm not a hardcore fan either. I'd say on a scale from 1-10 I'm somewhere between 6 and 8 depending on my hornyness.
I'm ready to see the video... Jordan Carver Measurement Video
Jordan Carver Measurement VideoI'm ready to see the video...
You've gotta be a member. Too bad 'cause I want to see it as well but I have a strict "if I'm paying I want to see nudity." For now I'm content with the free stuff that's out and about.
