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***picturing this as a series of crash-zooms set to up-tempo go-go music, a la Laugh-In***
(hold down the down arrow to scroll, and you'll get the basic effect)

🌺 Make love, not war! 🌺


🌺 Up with cocks, down with panties! 🌺


🌺 Let the maple syrup flow! 🌺

***the final static shot***

Andi Land: Sock it to me, baby!



Dan Rowan and Dick Martin abruptly decide to end the show early:
DR: Say goodnight, Dick.
DM: Goodnight Dick
**Music plays of pretty fly for a white guy by The Offspring**

Andi Land: Give it to me baby, uh huh!!
 
Pulling out to oil Ava Addams

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**Ava Addams body is drying up from all the oil while fucking. Husband pulls out**

Ava Addams: Aww, where you going honey?
Husband: Be right back, need to get something

**Husband could not find any lubricant so ran to the kitchen and got some olive oil**

Husband: Got it. This should help

*He liberally coats Ava Addams ass and pussy with oil**

Ava Addams: Oh yeah..... what oil you using?

Husband: Olive Oil

**Ava Addams gasps after hearing this**

Ava Addams... Argh Olive Oil..... hmmm.... OLIVE OIL!!!! Please don't waste all of that. I need to use that on the chicken for dinner later!!

**Husband compliments her and compares her to a chicken**

Husband: You're my chicken though babe

**Rubs her tits**

Ava Addams: Oh yeah babe, whats your fave part of a chicken?

**Husband rubs his hands on her legs**

Husband: Your legs.... but cause it's you. Love all of you. You so meaty everywhere. You are finger licking good, and a nice meat feast

**Ava smiles with her tongue sticking out**
 
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Helping Ava Addams with her posture
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**While fucking Ava Addams husband pulls her up from being bent over**

Husband: You know what the doctor says, we need to help with your posture. You need to stand straight, even when fucking

**Ava moans with enjoyment, with one big poke, Ava Addams moans**

Ava Addams: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

**Her ass, tits and body included are jiggling so much that the world was shaking!!!
 
"Thanks for volunteering to knock up my best friend babe. She wants a baby badly but her boyfriend is sterile and doesn't know it....Mmm, this is so fucking hot right now. C'mere, give me a kiss."

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Now that our p****** were gone for the day, me and my s***** could finally fulfill our fantasy of having hot steamy sex outside until I flooded her pussy with cum and knocking her up.

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ban-one

Works for panties
Lacey Black: Thanks for being my workout partner on such short notice. It was a great session. Mmm...


Oh. I just get so hot and horny when I get a really good workout.... All those endorphins, you know?

Mmm.... Could you stick around a little longer?


I'll help you replenish your salts, and you can help with my protein cravings....
 
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Hannah Murray describes what she hates about her thicc body
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**Hannah Murray with a guy as she is upset about her looks**

Hannah : I hate my body
Guy: What do you mean baby?

**Hannah strips off**
Guy: What do you hate about your body?

Hannah: Everything. I feel i'm fat. Huge ass. Tits big for my frame**

**Guy approaches her and reassures her. He places her hand near his dick**

Guy: You feel that?
Hannah: Nope?

Guy: Damn must be these pants

**He whips out his dick in front of her and strokes it**

Guy: See it now?
Hannah: Uh uh

**She feels it**

Guy: See do you think i be stroking and feeling hard about you if i didn't find you sexy? You have a nice juicy ass, and playable tits. I don't think you are fat, more thicc. Being thicc is very sexy

**Hannah confuses thicc for thick (someone who is dumb) and is a lil offended**

Hannah: I'm not thick you know, i'm quite clever and got a major in business studies.

Guy: Not that thick. It's thicc in this context it just means a babe who has nice meat on them in all the right areas.

**He subtly eludes to having sex**

Guy: You know what else is good about being thicc?

**He holds her and throws her down on the bed**

Guy: For sex

**They fuck and makes most of all her assets**

Guy: Feel like i can smack and eat your ass, play with your tits. Don't feel you are ugly baby

Hannah: I won't

**Stranger knocks on the door**

Guy: Damn. Put clothes on god damn it. Cover up. I can't be able to get rid of this hard dick otherwise seeing your naked beauty
 
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Luna Star joins the shower
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**Luna Star friend was having a shower at her place as his is broken**

@ban-one : Hey Luna, hope you don't mind if i can use your shower? Mine is broken and won't be due for repair till next week. I really stink, sorry for the smell?

Luna Star: I'm sure you don't smell that bad....

*The smell overpowers her**

Luna Star: Wooooo, that is rank. Yes you can use the shower. It's upstairs

**Moments later @ban-one was having a shower and Luna came upstairs thinking he has finished**

Luna Star: He is taking some time, wonder what he doing?

**Luna Star comes into the shower room and sees him with his big cock and was aroused at how hot @ban-one body was**

**Luna Star got so turned on she stripped off and started to masturbate about him**

Luna Star: Oh baby.....you have become hench since i last saw you....

**She noticed the clock going to 1pm and realised she was going to be late for work, so she decided to do something drastic**

Luna Star: I'm going to be late at this rate!!

**Luna Star with all her cunt juices all over her, approaches into the shower to join him**

Luna Star: Sorry to interrupt but i'm going to get late for work at this rate so going to have a shower with you!!

@ban-one : Sure
 
Luna Star stand and carry
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**While having sex, Luna laying on the counter, a spider came along**

Luna Star: Oh i don't like the feeling of this?
Guy: What is my dick. In too deep?

**While tilting her head back, noticing the spider coming closer and closer to her**

Luna Star: No, it's the spider, i hate spiders!!
Guy: Don't worry, they are harmless!! Ignore it

**Eventually the spider comes and bites her and she jumps**

**Woosh in the arms of the guy in the air**

Luna Star: Fuck that spider bit me!!
Guy: Oh you want some fun up here do you?

**Guy pounds her in the air for stand and carry**

**Luna was about to come off slowly slipping away from the guys cock**

Luna: Argh time to put me down!!!

**but notices the spider is still there and jumps back on tightly**

Luna Star: Not yet. Might aswell just finish me off here. Spider seems to be turned on by the action it seems
 
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