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If you were a superhero, what would be your power and outfit?

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
I'd love to able to teleport like Nightcrawler (or Harry Keogh in the Necroscope series). My outfit wouldn't matter as long as I could pop my collars. Brah.

And wear croakies.
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Staff member
I would be... Normal Guy. My outfit would be jeans and a shirt. I would totally blend into the crowd, it would be almost like being entirely invisible, which is totally like a superpower.



Have you been rummaging through my closet for ideas...?
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You know me, can't stop stalking you. Not like I have anything else to do according to Bob.
 

Mr_Stiffy

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
I'd want the powers of [NOBABE]Domino[/NOBABE] from X-Force, that "subconscious telekinesis" or whatever bollocks they use to describe it. In simple terms, the power of amazing and inexplicable luck. When you bob and weave to avoid falling rubble, you just happen to avoid it all. Ditto bullets. Shooting blind over your shoulder will just hit your target by chance, and stabbing your finger randomly into a keypad will just HAPPEN to hit the right password to gain access. That kind of shit.

Comic book dorks are probably thinking "But Mr S, the male equivalent of [NOBABE]Domino[/NOBABE] in X-Men was Longshot" and yeah, but Longshot sucks. I'd want my outfit to basically be black leathers, because if I'm the male [NOBABE]Domino[/NOBABE], I might as well dress like [NOBABE]Domino[/NOBABE].
 

Harley Spencer

I don't know and frankly I don't care.
Official Checked Star Member
Superhero: Invisible Man
Superpower: turning invisible duh!
Outfit: dont need one

And i promise to totally go out and fight crime and not do anything pervy like sneak up on hot, corset wearing, shapeshifting women as they are getting dressed at home :p

EDIT: but on a serious note i think invisible man would be the worse power to have. I read some stuff on cracked and they brought up a few good points. If all your innards are invisible how would you see? your eyeballs are invisible so they cant process light and shapes and transmit all that info to your brain. And what would happen if i had to eat something? you guys gonna see liquid and food go down my throat, hang out in my stomach, and then eventually you will see it slowly turning into shit. I think i'll just go Supermans power of flying instead so that way i never have to sit in rush hour traffic and i'll never have to take the stairs ever again.

I think we can assume that when you go invisible, it would be your entire body, inside and out, including your clothes, and you would be able to still see, taste, feel, eat, all that good stuff. Imagine the wet dreams you could give your girlfriend.

My girlfriend would have to be a shapeshifter too. The possibilities would be endless!

Sounds like your girlfriend and I could have some fun together. We could totally get together and shapeshift into each other, different people, and torture you with it.

My power, of course, would be to control the old ones. :cthulhu:

Pretty sure the costume would be something green with tentacles....

I might be a little scared.

Zenith from 2000AD.
Although probably not as big an arse as he is and with an updated costume so I wouldn't look like I was auditioning for the new Bros line up.

For those who don't know, it's the British comic that brought Judge Dredd to the world.


Nah, old styles come back all the time! You could be the new Elvis, and all the ladies will love you.

Come on, guys, put a little effort to it! Here is the online tool to create your look and outfit:

http://marvel.com/games/play/31/create_your_own_superhero

And here is my first take on this:

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It is the SUPA DUPA FLY and it's goal would be to bring peace and have fun

Superpowers:

- Galactic Trans-Kaido: Everything directed at him and every attack that is not consciously accepted is flowing into the galactic Nulloid Sphere, from where he can cast it back at anything anytime as he chooses, or leave it there, to produce energy.

- The Bands of Zanuu: Given to him by the Ombud, these two bands worn on his wrists can only be taken off by the donor himself. Thy create forcefields, spheres and beams similar to [NOBABE]Susan Storm[/NOBABE]-Richards. But the fields can be turned into any temperature from absolute zero to nova-heat and be designed with any surface. Enemies put into orbs for an hour, surrounded by some great 3D-Porn tend to be rather peaceful afterwards ;)

Is that super hero costume maker as good as Champions Online?

I used to play in a super villain RPG. My character was Doomsday Barbie, a 10 year old girl that got turned into a girl sized [NOBABE]barbie doll[/NOBABE] after playing in a playground that a big industrial villain was using to dump his radio active waste. She normally was just over 4ft tall, but could grow to 8ft, heal super fast, and duel wield chainsaws. People were usually horrified to see the other villains in the cell throw this 4ft girl at them until she grew and obliterated them.

There were some sacrifices the others had to make to have her around. She was 10 and acted like a 10 year old. She was also obsessed with the color pink and accessorizing...usually didn't play out well for the other villain's man cards.

That's an interesting little super hero. People would never suspect her, so she could sneak up on people and they would never expect a tiny little girl to morph into a giant killer.

Power: Speak every human language

Outfit: Jeans and T-shirt

Simple, but handy. There's so many languages out there. Will you come on vacations with me? You would be the most sought after travel companion of all time.

YES! This thread is awesome. Thanks Supadupafly for the outfit creator ;)

My name is obviously Ivy Adams, and yes that's a Tiara. I wear crowns when I become a superhero.
My power: The ability to control probability


I like your style.

I suppose something like...

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Perhaps, I'd have more than one power, but one of them to absorb and transfer energy from the forest. Thought I'd simply call that the power of death, by hiding the strength under the weakness. That works to scare greedy people away and to hide my real powers, which are top secret to everyone except very rare chosen ones... Obviously that's not the original power of this character either, but something left behind... I'd simply call this character "the One" or "Origin", also less commonly know as the Trickster, outside of the forest. Thought I would not really call this character a superhero, but neither a villain...

Then this fairy forest needs some sexy curvy amazon babes to keep me entertained...

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Pretty! See, I'm torn between the classic corset and thigh high boots vs. that sexy, medieval type fantasy outfit. Loin cloth skirts and metal accents are the best.

I would be... Normal Guy. My outfit would be jeans and a shirt. I would totally blend into the crowd, it would be almost like being entirely invisible, which is totally like a superpower.

Have you been rummaging through my closet for ideas...?
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I am not impressed.

I'd want the powers of [NOBABE]Domino[/NOBABE] from X-Force, that "subconscious telekinesis" or whatever bollocks they use to describe it. In simple terms, the power of amazing and inexplicable luck. When you bob and weave to avoid falling rubble, you just happen to avoid it all. Ditto bullets. Shooting blind over your shoulder will just hit your target by chance, and stabbing your finger randomly into a keypad will just HAPPEN to hit the right password to gain access. That kind of shit.

Comic book dorks are probably thinking "But Mr S, the male equivalent of [NOBABE]Domino[/NOBABE] in X-Men was Longshot" and yeah, but Longshot sucks. I'd want my outfit to basically be black leathers, because if I'm the male [NOBABE]Domino[/NOBABE], I might as well dress like [NOBABE]Domino[/NOBABE].

I like it. I don't really follow comics, I more or less just watch the movies and sometimes look over Happy's shoulder when he plays his Marvel game, so other than that I don't know much about the different characters.
 

HappyHapyJoyJoy

If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.
I am not impressed.

:weeping: :bawling:

Okay, okay... how abooout... I could be Giant Foot. I'd be like a Big Foot, but way, way taller. :D I would of course have super strength, and an unlimited supply of beef jerky. Because apparently the sasquatch are somehow involved with jerky.
 

Supafly

Retired Morgenmuffel
Bronze Member
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/harley-spencer said:
Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 9003632, member: 579739"] ...

(Insert: Supadupa's generated hero picture here)

Is that super hero costume maker as good as Champions Online?

...

I only read that term from your post and will have a look. Why don't you try them out, too?
 

abejarano12

We will be full of patience Mr Freeones!
I'm kind of old school so I would want to be Captain America or Batman because like they said If you can't be yourself always be Batman.
 

Supafly

Retired Morgenmuffel
Bronze Member
Champions Online is a game. You create your own hero, and it has a crazy amount of options to choose from.

Just looked at it... the Marvel hero/villain generator is just generator for the looks. No attributes etc. real quick
 

FreeOnes_Adam

FO Admin - 19 Cents of Magical Cock (her/shey)
Staff member
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/harley-spencer said:
Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 9003632, member: 579739"]Sounds like your girlfriend and I could have some fun together. We could totally get together and shapeshift into each other, different people, and torture you with it.

I'm going to go ahead and clock out for some er.. personal time. :drool2:
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Staff member
That's an interesting little super hero. People would never suspect her, so she could sneak up on people and they would never expect a tiny little girl to morph into a giant killer.

Mechanically (i.e. the rpg system rules) she was a very sound character. Roleplay wise, she was kind of a bitch to play because she was 10. She had to have one of the other villains in her cell with her otherwise humans of the city would get suspicious.

The game setting she was in is called Necessary Evil. The world used to be full of super heroes, but an alien race came and attacked earth and kidnapped or killed the majority of heroes. Those surviving the attack went underground and are hiding from the V'Sori. So, a notorious villain called Dr. Destruction decided it was up to him and the villains of earth to save the world. Dr. D puts different villains together and makes them go do tasks for him. I'm sure you can see that this works out very well...

After I played in a fairly successful campaign, I ran this for a group that never progressed beyond the 2nd task. They caused a gang war just so they could get some hoodies from the gang members, managed to destroy an alien object they were supposed to retrieve for Dr. D, got sent off to get parts to fix said object and ended up unleashing a zombie dragon from a top secret government facility thus ending the game after a year and a half (of doing nothing but causing chaos and destruction where ever they went).

I really ought to run a few sessions of this on roll20. ;)
 

Bluejaye

Sex Junkie
I really ought to run a few sessions of this on roll20. ;)

Roll20 looks interesting.

There are a few RPG's I've wanted to try out or play more of over the years.

FASA - Star Trek, haven't played since college.
Shadowrun, after reading a couple of the books.
The Dresden files.


But that may be a whole new topic.
 

FreeOnes_Adam

FO Admin - 19 Cents of Magical Cock (her/shey)
Staff member

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Staff member
Roll20 looks interesting.

There are a few RPG's I've wanted to try out or play more of over the years.

FASA - Star Trek, haven't played since college.
Shadowrun, after reading a couple of the books.
The Dresden files.


But that may be a whole new topic.

I use it in between physical game sessions. I haven't actually played or ran any actual campaigns through it yet. But, from the sessions I've held with my players, I like it a lot.
 

Bluejaye

Sex Junkie
Power: Speak every human language

Outfit: Jeans and T-shirt

Not sure if that would be a hero or villain power. Just think of the mischief you could get up to in shops where the staff talk to each other in a foreign language, even when serving you.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I would go with supper strength, and I wouldn't wear a flashy costume, just jeans and a tee shirt, and try to for good for the working man, and humanity. But I would take the eager hot chicks that came along with it....after all, I am just a man.
 

Ulysses31

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Dunno about outfit but I'd have the ability to time travel and eventually progress to space/dimensional travel. A bit like Q from Star Trek I guess
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Although I believe the Continental was by far the best superhero suggestion so far, I would like to change my answer. I would like to be Jim Harbaugh. That man has a mystical, magical ability to get run out of town and still make mad duckets all while wearing bargain brand chinos and sporting the ultimate dad body and maintaining the complexion of a cloud.

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