Have u guys ever smoked weed then jacked off?

[Smittmaestro]

Smoked weed? No.

Jacked off? Yes.

If I had a dollar for everytime I jerked off I'd have a lot of dollars!

-cs™

 

[drdeath67]

Smoked weed? No.

Jacked off? Yes.

If I had a dollar for everytime I jerked off I'd have a lot of dollars!

-cs™

I'd be a BILLIONAIRE! :rofl:

 

[senob44]

Smoked weed? No.

Jacked off? Yes.

If I had a dollar for everytime I jerked off I'd have a lot of dollars!

-cs™

If I got paid to jerk off, could I write off porn as a business expense?

 

[McRocket]

Never.
I can't stand weed, it makes me paranoid. You gotta be a laid back kind of person to really enjoy weed - IMO.
And that is NOT me.
Though I have absolutely nothing against it and think it should be legalized yesterday.
Now if someone has successfully 'jacked off' while smoking crack? Now that is a person who can focus.
I myself am not capable of that level of focus.

So, again, my answer to this thread question is no.

 

[nukenitro]

hmmmmmm.........are you a cop?

 

[AFA]

Was there a have you jerked off and then smoked week thread? I don't remember they all sound alike.

 

[drdeath67]

Was there a have you jerked off and then smoked week thread? I don't remember they all sound alike.

...or have you ever jacked weed then smoked off?

 

[McRocket]

hmmmmmm.........are you a cop?

Me?

No, I am not a cop.

Not sure why you would wonder that after my post, but whatever.

 

[nukenitro]

Me?

No, I am not a cop.

Not sure why you would wonder that after my post, but whatever.

I'm just messing with you.

I've jerked off while slurring drunk. You really don't feel anything.

Never tried it while stoned before. must try to remember that with the few brain cells I have left

 

[DrMotorcity]

...or have you ever jacked weed then smoked off?

 

[mongo18]

Thousands of times. Jerking off stoned rules. Doing it drunk sucks ass and is not worth the effort IMO, but on grass it's a whole different sensation.

 

[bum420]

Drunk is okay if you're a little drunk. Being hammered sucks tryig to jack off or have sex.

But being high is the best way to do anything in life. 420 all the way!

 

[member004]

huffed and done it... back when i was young and dumb

 

[j2boobs]

Never smoked weed.

 

[AbyssKiller]

Never smoked weed either.

 

[sharkb8_91]

lol

 

[calpoon]

can't say that I have. probably for the number one reason that I've never smoked out by myself (who does that?) and I don't feel the need or want to wank my willy among a group of freinds- that would be just a tad bit more than a little weird.

 

[Writers Block]

i love smoking weed but have never jacked off while in an enhanced state

 

[SimonMK]

Never smoked weed.

 

[hedgehog]

To paraphrase John Stewart in what I consider to be his magna opus, "Half Baked",

"Have you ever jacked off.... ON WEED?"

Seriously, where's tunsty when you need him?