FleshLight?

[ÆGEAN]

Re: The Fleshlight!!!!!!!!!

well i will see what people think of them.... i won't buy one

 

[qweretyuiopas@]

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Am I the only one who laughed his ass off at that video lmao

 

[member2686]

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Read post #7, n00b. lol

Am I the only one who laughed his ass off at that video lmao

 

[grannopal]

Re: The Fleshlight!!!!!!!!!

I think I'll get one, but really I can't decide what kind of fleshlight to get. I want the "lady" orifice, but i'm not sure about the sensation. What do you people think?

 

[ÆGEAN]

Re: The Fleshlight!!!!!!!!!

dunno. i say go for it... let us know what it is like...

i prefer the real deal

 

[Smittmaestro]

Re: The Fleshlight!!!!!!!!!

I would be scared that once the power went out my wife would come out of the closet with the damned thing, asking why the damned flashlight doesn't work?

"Why does it smell like your dirty underwear?"

Come on, what's wrong with your hand?

-cs™

 

[Tabitha Stern]

Re: The Fleshlight!!!!!!!!!

My husband has a couple of them and loves them, he has the vagina and the ass

he puts them in between a mattress hanging out a little, that way he can act like he is fucking and hold the top of the bed while using it

and yes, they are bigger than you think they will be...and the material that they are made out of is VERY mushy, so even a thick guy like my man can get in there...it does require a bit of lube though

 

[Smittmaestro]

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Wait, your hubby is married to you, yet he also uses the Fleshlight?

Is this the "not tonight I have headache" option for him?

You're not in the mood so he whips out Tubey? Hehee!

I'm kidding ya Tabitha.

-cs™

 

[Tabitha Stern]

Re: The Fleshlight!!!!!!!!!

Wait, your hubby is married to you, yet he also uses the Fleshlight?

Is this the "not tonight I have headache" option for him?

You're not in the mood so he whips out Tubey? Hehee!

I'm kidding ya Tabitha.

-cs™

My husband is the horniest man in existance...sometimes when he is sleeping if I rub his leg or arm he starts humping me in his sleep

 

[Stevie]

Re: The Fleshlight!!!!!!!!!

After seeing that vid, and the simplicity of this "fleshlight" it is oh so obvious that there must be hundreds of horny guys tearing apart their flashlights and retro fitting whatever they can to get a good experiences w/o paying the 50 bucks.

 

[member2686]

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LMAO! This thread is crackin' me up! I've got images of Tabitha's hubby humping her leg, screwing a sex toy between her mattresses and dudes retro-fitting actual flashlights with gooey material so they can pop one off.... lol

Too damned funny! :rofl: :1orglaugh

 

[qweretyuiopas@]

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Tabitha Stern[/B]]My husband is the horniest man in existance...sometimes when he is sleeping if I rub his leg or arm he starts humping me in his sleep

awwww lol
:rofl:

 

[Smittmaestro]

Re: The Fleshlight!!!!!!!!!

My husband is the horniest man in existance...sometimes when he is sleeping if I rub his leg or arm he starts humping me in his sleep

Damn!

Well if I was married to you I'd probably want to make love to you 24/7 too!

Hmm, does that deserve me an aww or an eww?

Only if had that stamina nowadays.

Tab, you're 5 years away from your sexual peak. Wait for that!

Damn, I'd hate to see Miss Brittany at that time.:eek:

Don't be eating any bananas or cucumbers at her house. They'd all have a peculiar smell and taste. :rofl:

"Hmm, vinegar and KY.":ban:

-cs™

 

[Tabitha Stern]

Re: The Fleshlight!!!!!!!!!

Damn!

Well if I was married to you I'd probably want to make love to you 24/7 too!

Hmm, does that deserve me an aww or an eww?

how about a :love-smi: ?

 

[qweretyuiopas@]

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how about a :love-smi: ?

Which one of you is the smiley on the left? You or Smitty? LMFAO :1orglaugh

 

[Smittmaestro]

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Haha!

Oh man, now I need 5 minutes of alone time.

*Five minutes later*

Aaahh!! That's the stuff.

Hmm I'm thirsty.

-cs™

 

[Smittmaestro]

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Which one of you is the smiley on the left? You or Smitty? LMFAO :1orglaugh

If this were Miss Brittany we were referring to she'd definitely be the one on the left.

Tabitha I'm not sure about. Girl next door, but I've known some pretty freaky-deaky girls next door.

-cs™

 

[Tabitha Stern]

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Which one of you is the smiley on the left? You or Smitty? LMFAO :1orglaugh

For Smitty, he would probably be the one on the right

 

[qweretyuiopas@]

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For Smitty, he would probably be the one on the right

ahahahaha nice :nanner:

 

[Smittmaestro]

Re: The Fleshlight!!!!!!!!!

Whoa!

You do know he's talking the right-hand side.

Well, not the first time a woman didn't want my dick inside of her!

Once again I'm Ned Beatty!

-cs™