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Here is a handy guide on how to make a ewa sonnet video:

1. Location: generally, must be in a hotel room.

2. Stationary camera is a must! Although the world is seeing these videos, a professional cameraman would just be so intrusive.

3. Expose (admittedly impressive) boobies halfway through the video. Give them a squeeze now and again. Occasionally press a nipple against the camera.

4. Rub yourself against various furniture ( tables, chairs, bed, wardrobe ). Although this may have passed as erotic 60 years ago, it will masquerade as a sexy act and hide the fact no thought has been put into the content of said video.

5. Look uncomfortable and unsure, and generally a bit stern. DO NOT look as if you are enjoying yourself. The world has a view of Eastern Europeans that must not be shattered by a natural smile.

6. Most importantly, do not show full ass, pubic hair or vagina! Even if you spend half the video ensuring you do not show these things, even if it renders the video annoying because of this. Men have never seen a vagina and if displayed, would cause the world to stop turning.
 
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