Dude, people have always thought I was joking about her (Michele Bachmann), but I was serious as a heart attack when I said I'd be on her like a cheap suit. I had a weekend fling with a real estate agent years ago when I had to stay over in Detroit, and she was a dead ringer for Krazy Michele. She wasn't goofy in the head or anything, but damn if they didn't look a lot alike.
After about a week of her stereotypical
angry lipstick lesbian act, Boothy began to get on my last nerve. I know I get on people's nerves a lot too. But I change up my routines from time to time. Gotta have fresh material on tap, ya know?
She was just a one-trick pony... or lesbian... or whatever.