cable tv porn channels: you curious?

[squallumz]

well. just to save you the pain and agony of the disappointment, im going to help my fellow men and women:

those channels suck. bad.

my wife and i decided to watch "two hot" on the club jenna channel (i think its called that) and omg, what a joke. heres my breakdown:

they do show blowjobs, but i think they are only allowed to show X seconds of one, and they do show vaginal penetration, but again its obviously been cut wayyyy down.

there is no anal. youll hear a girl say "ready to fuck my ass" or something cute along those lines and then it cuts away and all of the sudden its a totally different position or girl. its bad.

cumshots? no way. youll see the guy stand up and start coaxing it out then it fades out before anything happens.

the scenes are like a minute long because of the editing, and i wouldnt even consider it better than the softcore stuff they show after 11 on showtime, etc.

beware, it sucks!

 

[EricaWorshipper]

That goes with the TV territory though, right? I mean, it's not like they can get away with showing everything uncensored on TV, even if it is a porn channel that comes when you pay extra.

Guess the phrase "the internet is really great for porn" holds true afterall. =P

 

[Legzman]

I dunno I remember when I was about 13 I'd get off quite nicely watching scrambled playboy channel!

 

[lovejoy]

It all depends where you live and the local ordinance about cable TV.

I do complain they repeat all the old movies all week long and only introduce new ones on Fridays night. One new movie per week, come on.

I cancelled the cable channel after a few weeks.

 

[tartanterrier]

The cable channels in the UK are pretty crap,so I'd rather watch DVDs

.But I have seen some German and Dutch pay channels on holiday,and those were fannytastic.Especially when you were 16 and at a loose end you know

 

[bigbadbrody]

TV porn = :rofl:

 

[aries70]

cable tv porn is great! I can order it and I have it for 3 days for one low price

 

[Castlemaine]

cable tv porn is great! I can order it and I have it for 3 days for one low price

Yeah, three days of "bobbing man-ass."

 

[slowhand]

On mine cable some do that but I have one called ten x that shows it all.


But the good thing if you want to watch it that bad enough you can always turn to the Internet.

 

[Rumble]

Yeah, I quick on Cable Porn along time ago. What a joke and waste of money. Thanksgoodness for DVD and Internet!