5 Fun Facts About You : )

[SabrinaDeep]

1 - I have dreamed of you twice; once, Mandy Flores was in the dream too.
2- After 3 hours i met my husband for the very first time, i vomited my guts out on a salad bowl and passed out for the night.
3 - When i woke up in the morning i found myself dressed in his bed with him staring at me and my first reaction was to say "Oh my God" and bringing my hands to my pussy.
4 - I always think i'm fat, but then i change my mind when dinner time comes or when i pms.
5 - I believe in people. So much that i more often than not get screwed and i sit asking myself: "Why?".

 

[scoot]

1 - I have dreamed of you twice; once, Mandy Flores was in the dream too.
2- After 3 hours i met my husband for the very first time, i vomited my guts out on a salad bowl and passed out for the night.
3 - When i woke up in the morning i found myself dressed in his bed with him staring at me and my first reaction was to say "Oh my God" and bringing my hands to my pussy.
4 - I always think i'm fat, but then i change my mind when dinner time comes or when i pms.
5 - I believe in people. So much that i more often than not get screwed and i sit asking myself: "Why?".

5-Me too. You live and learn. It's natural to ask "why". But don't beat yourself up over it.

 

[alex.zeal]

Hi just wanted to share mine 5 fun facts some kept secret:

1. I live in apartment of 2 rooms alone so I masturbate almost daily
2. I fantasize to have sex with maid servant, she is slim dark shaded beauty have almost everything I would like to have in a girl to have sex with.
3. I love my solitude.
4. I learn Computer programming just to fetch porn from internet and now I'm Senior Software Developer. Anyone looking to have any sort of site let me know.
5. Now my best kept fun secret... I'm bi-curious willing to have sex with some male and get penetrated.

 

[too fast]

Probably not funny or "fun" but here goes nothin'
1. I'm a fraternal twin
2. Never had alcohol in my life, never will(except for once I was at a wedding and I didn't hear that champagne was being served[I only took a sip], I thought it was apple cider when it was served
3. I HATE coffee
4. Love to eat(I'm actually skinny but not to the bone)
5. Shy as fuck but LOVE sex

 

[Maggie Green]

Probably not funny or "fun" but here goes nothin'
1. I'm a fraternal twin
2. Never had alcohol in my life, never will(except for once I was at a wedding and I didn't hear that champagne was being served[I only took a sip], I thought it was apple cider when it was served
3. I HATE coffee
4. Love to eat(I'm actually skinny but not to the bone)
5. Shy as fuck but LOVE sex

Why haven't you ever had alcohol? I'm just curious : )

 

[D-rock]

1. I was once told by teachers that I might have been the best chemistry and physics student my school ever had along with being one of the best students in general. Reality got in the way and I was never able to go anywhere with it. Now I work a brutal near minimum wage job constantly worried how I'm going to make ends meet. Even more sad is it has been so long the few times I go back and look in dept at any material regarding those subjects I realized I have now forgotten almost everything I knew about them.

2. I consider myself pretty religious although I'm not a part of any religious organization, and don't plan on joining them. I consider all of them too hypocritical and think they fail to actually follow the tenets they claim to believe. Still almost all the people I'm surrounded with like my family and people I work with aren't very religious so I keep that aspect about myself a secret.

3. Most of the people I have come to think of as friends are ones I have conversed with online. I'm even more saddened with people on messageboards and other places eventually go their separate ways, as is bound to happen and is most messageboards nature, because of it.

4. Even though I like to stay up to date and know about technology and new gadgets I have never owned a cell phone, an mp3 player, a laptop, and except for a short time have never had anything but a dial-up connection to the Internet, along with a lot other stuff along those lines. It's not so much that I don't want those or I'm a Luddite as it is the area I live in combined with never having a lot of spare money. I finally got a tablet not that long ago. All this time I have been on here I have watched almost no videos and the pictures that you get to load up almost as quickly as you can blink for some of you I actually read pages in a book while I wait for each picture or page to load, yet I stick with it.

5. I always have a backlog of books I got a hold of and want to read, but it seems I keep adding more as fast or faster than I can read them.

 

[Lolita_Borgia]

1. Beer is my girlfriend & wine is my Mistress
2. My laugh is instantly recognised by people who know me (apparently it's quite distinctive & a lil infectious)
3. I hate slow drivers - I am also 1 point off losing my license for speeding...
4. My farts are cute because they sound like a ducks mating call - be handy for hunting but I'm against killing animals & thus vegetarian
:dominatrix:

 

[ApolloBalboa]

4. My farts are cute because they sound like a ducks mating call - be handy for hunting but I'm against killing animals & thus vegetarian

I'm sure the guys from Duck Dynasty would love to have a talk with you. :tongue:

 

[too fast]

Maggie Green[/URL][/B], post: 8095891, member: 346743"]Why haven't you ever had alcohol? I'm just curious : )

Medicine and HATE the way my brother is when he is drunk

 

[AlexandraSteeleCWH]

Hi all! I'm a Freeones VIRGIN!! I'll upload some pics to my profile later today...

5 facts

-I have a University degree with an advanced major in Classical Studies
-I can move my toes individually
-I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue (doesn't look as hot as it sounds!)
-I danced ballet for 12 years
-Funny guys do it for me more than hot guys!

 

[Lolita_Borgia]

I'm sure the guys from Duck Dynasty would love to have a talk with you. :tongue:

You could be on to something there *hehe*

 

[cunthead]

I always like to know random tidbits of information about people : ) We all have something interesting to share. So post 5 random facts about yourself that we wouldn't otherwise know. Here are mine:

1. Before I was a model, I had a dog walking and pet sitting service. It was when I still lived in So. Cal and I actually had a couple of celebrity clients. I scooped more poop than any one person should ever have to in their life!

2. One of my biggest pet peeves is people who don't return their shopping cart to the cart corral. It makes me so full of rage!

3. My father was a professional clown for most of my childhood and teen years.

4. I can leg press 600 pounds. Probably more if I tried again today.

5. I will not eat bacon. Ever. I love pigs and think of them as friends, not food. Turkey bacon sucks.

I did something Maggie would hate but I must confess my sin


When leaving the market 20 years ago. I got into my truck and left the scene to drive home. I TOOK A rt turn and another rt turn and drove past the main entrance to my shopping center and noticed a shopping cart barreling down an incline heading down the street. Pushed by a strong wind I saw it coming and slowed figuring the car ahead would stop soon. The car hit the wayward cart and t boned it going about 20 miles per hour.

I had just left that same cart in the parking lot near my parked car 3 mins earlier in the wind.
After getting in my truck I saw it moving and did nothing- not my problem I figured.
The blustery wind blew the cart down the hill and down the long parking lot and onto the street.
Had I been a little quicker in my driving. The cart would have hit me instead.
I guess I am as my user name says it is !!!

Bad karma the last few years has followed me as 4 people have rear ended my new truck once when it was parked- but no cart damage I can id

SORRY

 

[D-rock]

Since alcohol was brought up I could add I have only had two or three sips of an alcoholic beverage in my life, and none since I was the age of around 6.

 

[cestmoi2010]

1.) I have 15-inches of PURE Titanium between my legs
2.) I can Belch on Command and once I get going it takes a lot to get me to stop
3.) People Magazine has named me "Sexiest Man Alive" the last 20 straight years but put other, lesser deserving, guys on the cover to stroke their ego and sell more Issues
4.) Every single OCSM here on this site............I've "done" her.....most more than a handful of times and some have been part of a 3-some. Or 4-some. Or even a 5-some. You guys have no idea how crazy things are when Mandy, Lacey, Maggie and Brianna are together with me. If you all saw the videos of us all together your jaw would drop to the floor in amazement. It took me about 5+ times to get used to all of them together in my room but by now I am used to it and all of the lovely ladies know their roles when they cum over and because of that we all have an amazing time with all of them having at least 5 orgasms when with me.
5.) I can write stuff that will make a woman's knees buckle and her heart beat at a near fatal rate yet if I try and say that I will mess it up. I can put something together that will make her wanna rip off her clothes and jump my bones and wanna fuck me to death. On more than a few occasions I have started deep into a woman's eyes, told her how much I want her and how much "I wanna bury my pussy in your cock." After a few seconds when we both realize what was said she usually spends the next few minutes laughing her ass off at what I said and that kills the mood for some time.

 

[cestmoi2010]

Hi all! I'm a Freeones VIRGIN!! I'll upload some pics to my profile later today...

5 facts

-I have a University degree with an advanced major in Classical Studies
-I can move my toes individually
-I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue (doesn't look as hot as it sounds!)
-I danced ballet for 12 years
-Funny guys do it for me more than hot guys!

WOO HOOOOOOOO! There is hope for me! What about funny looking guys - is that the same as Funny Guys? And if I bring about laughter when you see my naked body - is that the same as being a funny guy? If you are laughing AT me - not WITH me - is that good or bad?

BTW - the cherry stem/tongue thing............IT IS HOT!

Dancing Ballet: Andie Valentino danced for a long time and because of it she has INCREDIBLE legs and a GREAT butt. My guess is you are the same - dancer's legs and a dancer's butt and dancer's abs and dancer's sexiness!

Brains are also hot. Body is nice but a dumb woman does nothing for most guys. A woman with a brain is HOT! A dumb woman will never be anything but a Sperm Depository for me. A woman w/o a brain is a woman who will NEVER get an Engagement Ring from me

 

[larss]

Since alcohol was brought up I could add I have only had two or three sips of an alcoholic beverage in my life, and none since I was the age of around 6.

I have been known to bring up alcohol. More often in my youth.

 

[Maggie Green]

1. Beer is my girlfriend & wine is my Mistress
2. My laugh is instantly recognised by people who know me (apparently it's quite distinctive & a lil infectious)
3. I hate slow drivers - I am also 1 point off losing my license for speeding...
4. My farts are cute because they sound like a ducks mating call - be handy for hunting but I'm against killing animals & thus vegetarian
:dominatrix:

Cute farts!

I don't fart, I *whisper* in my panties!

 

[Rey C.]

Cool thread.

Not all are fun, but to get to 5...

1) People have said that I tend to over-think things. So I built a spreadsheet and disseminated that opinion for a couple of weeks... and came to the conclusion that they were full of shit.
2) I have an extreme (and I do mean EXTREME) fear of snakes. Just typing that creeped me out. But spiders, frogs, rats and other creatures that bother some other people, don't bother me at all.
3) I feel like I have to get my SCCA Pro Racing license some time soon. At the end of it all, I want to be able to say that I was a professional racing driver (even if I just do one race and I crash on the first lap).
4) The sexual experience that still stands out in my mind is getting a blowjob in a Jaguar on a public street in D.C. A fun girl and my favorite car. And that's the closest I've ever come to having sex in public... pretty exciting - but I wouldn't do it again.
5) And to steal a line from U2: I still haven't found what I'm looking for.

 

[Mandy Flores]

1 - I have dreamed of you twice; once, Mandy Flores was in the dream too.
2- After 3 hours i met my husband for the very first time, i vomited my guts out on a salad bowl and passed out for the night.
3 - When i woke up in the morning i found myself dressed in his bed with him staring at me and my first reaction was to say "Oh my God" and bringing my hands to my pussy.
4 - I always think i'm fat, but then i change my mind when dinner time comes or when i pms.
5 - I believe in people. So much that i more often than not get screwed and i sit asking myself: "Why?".

Ok, in #1, I think i missed something, WHO was dreamed of twice, and once with me?
In #2... did you mean the first time you met your husband, after 3 hours you vomited, or were you doing something for three hours and then met him, Sorry if i could have gone back farther and read some other post and figured it out

Then I realized I didn't pay attention to "fun" in the title when i left my 5, I just thought interesting stuff that wasn't known.... so I'm backk...

1. I started all of this, everything I'm doing right now in porn and such, completely as a joke! Never imagined I would be doing this at all, and never intended on it

2. I have blown an extra squirt hole out of my pussy from squirting so hard! I asked the doctor and she said " You just tore out another spot there from it, no harm, you just have 2 now."

3. I have been asked for many times, and paid very well to do.... FART videos! :fart: yes i know, so sexy! I don't care, I laugh my ass off because I'm so much like a guy when it comes to that kinda stuff. In fact if you fart around me, and don't say "safety" before i say "doorknob" I get to punch you as hard as I can in the shoulder until you touch a doorknob... it's a old family thing, don't ask.

4. The first guy to make me orgasm with just his dick, had the shortest dick of anyone I've ever been with. This is absolutely true. I wish I could have seen the look on my face when I realized I was going to cum.... :uohs:

5. Fucking Facebook friended my whole damn family with my bad girl profile! My dad called me from LA and was like...."What's this all about?" Thank God he did, I was able to shut down my account before anyone else saw much. Also, it happened early on, before I had done very much...I couldn't imagine what he would have seen if it had happened now!!

 

[Mandy Flores]

1 - I have dreamed of you twice; once, Mandy Flores was in the dream too.
2- After 3 hours i met my husband for the very first time, i vomited my guts out on a salad bowl and passed out for the night.
3 - When i woke up in the morning i found myself dressed in his bed with him staring at me and my first reaction was to say "Oh my God" and bringing my hands to my pussy.
4 - I always think i'm fat, but then i change my mind when dinner time comes or when i pms.
5 - I believe in people. So much that i more often than not get screwed and i sit asking myself: "Why?".

Ok, in #1, I think i missed something, WHO was dreamed of twice, and once with me?
In #2... did you mean the first time you met your husband, after 3 hours you vomited, or were you doing something for three hours and then met him, Sorry if i could have gone back farther and read some other post and figured it out

Then I realized I didn't pay attention to "fun" in the title when i left my 5, I just thought interesting stuff that wasn't known.... so I'm backk...

1. I started all of this, everything I'm doing right now in porn and such, completely as a joke! Never imagined I would be doing this at all, and never intended on it

2. I have blown an extra squirt hole out of my pussy from squirting so hard! I asked the doctor and she said " You just tore out another spot there from it, no harm, you just have 2 now."

3. I have been asked for many times, and paid very well to do.... FART videos! :fart: yes i know, so sexy! I don't care, I laugh my ass off because I'm so much like a guy when it comes to that kinda stuff. In fact if you fart around me, and don't say "safety" before i say "doorknob" I get to punch you as hard as I can in the shoulder until you touch a doorknob... it's a old family thing, don't ask.

4. The first guy to make me orgasm with just his dick, had the shortest dick of anyone I've ever been with. This is absolutely true. I wish I could have seen the look on my face when I realized I was going to cum.... :uohs:

5. Fucking Facebook friended my whole damn family with my bad girl profile! My dad called me from LA and was like...."What's this all about?" Thank God he did, I was able to shut down my account before anyone else saw much. Also, it happened early on, before I had done very much...I couldn't imagine what he would have seen if it had happened now!!