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DMV's, I have made it a point to go to as many different DMV's as possible just to find the best one. King City- Smallest and Fastest Santa Paula- best for spanish speakers Compton- Parking lot full of lowriders Yuba City- Best commercial DL testing facility Ventura- Slow San Luis Obispo-...

I bet she is fat

Is anyone here into spear fishing?

What did he do?

Dude I nearly died laughing.

Fuck, I once touched some girls ankle in public and she pressed charges on me.

I just finished Treasure Island

I would keep a third of the money and give her a third of the money and give the kids a third of the money (if there are any). Each one would have to get their own health insurance afterwards. I also would like anything colored green to be mine.

I used to use Imovie but I recently switched to Windows. I just reinstalled Windows and now it is having issues downloading Windows Movie Maker.

What would you include in a prenup?

:bunnycake:

Can someone recommend some good video editing software?

Re: This guy I work with asked me for money and gave me a cheque but I don't trust hi PS. I think you are going to get the short end of the stick record everything.

Re: This guy I work with asked me for money and gave me a cheque but I don't trust hi OOHH AHHH AHHH OOOH OOOH! :spanking:

I would fuck her pussy until we came :bunnycake:

I would fuck her pussy until we came :Bunnycake:

*sigh* I remember that :zombie:

Isn't Ariel Rebel an OCSM?

I had to laugh; because the whole time she asked for my credit card I kept thinking to myself, "dude this girl looks REALLY familiar."

Oh shit, it was...HA HA HA

I did, it was a good photo too. It made my junk look good.

Trolls man...trolls Shame there was a hitch, she sure was pretty.

P.S. This kid is telling me if I don't sign up she is going to post pics of my dick on the internet... :rofl2: :bunnycake:

Dude, some girl is trying to extort money out of me on Facebook for this site. Sigh, what the hell? She wants me to "vote for her" then it asked me for a credit card number, and she said... https://www.facebook.com/margarette.thompson.58 "but it is NOT applicable to you okay?? as long as you...

"Buzz, you were a great adventurer, explorer, and pioneer, Huzzah." *mixes a heavy glass of Tang and drinks in one gulp* :banger:

This pisses me off, especially since Syphillis is curable so all he had to do was get a Penicillin shot and wait a couple weeks. Dude I want to sucker punch this guy because, A) He knew he had an STI and B) I am not getting laid

Malena Morgan

My platoon sent off your care package yesterday. Sorry it took awhile, we got really bust the last few weeks.

That sounds like the neopolitan ice cream of disasters... Man that would make some crazy footage.

Snail mail, coming your way! ;)

Which one are you most afraid of?

Re: 7 Million Post Guessing Game is now open! Win a blowjob, RealTouch, iPad3, and mo So I got to be number 7 Million for a blowjob? #87 in tha house!

Well tonight we are getting together to vote on the winner.

I was reading an article today about all the sex everyone has at the Olympics. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/18/olympic-village-sex-london-party_n_1684522.html The athletes do it everywhere...the gym, the pool, outside. Gosh the Olympics sounds like fun.

On July 20, 1969, Astronauts Neil Armstrong and Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin became the first men to walk on the moon after reaching the surface in their Apollo 11 lunar module. Just thought I would let you all know

With the invention of computers and the internet we had to adapt. However I am slated to be a shooting coach as my billet.

Cold dirt on her nipples.

I am not a fan of implants really. I was having sex with a friend of mine and she had implants. When I pulled the reach around and I felt the edge of the implant. They are not my cup of tea. Size does not matter.

I would do it

:bunnycake:

It's a fun city.

Smoke some pot, go to a casino, then mabye the Red Light District or watch a sex show. :dunno:

I was asked to be a fluffer at Adultcon once. I laughed, not my job.

I like tea more than coffee. I found when I drink more tea I have bigger more powerful ejacualations. True Story.

Really? Where abouts are they stationed? We all usually go to the same spots, this island is small. You should come out and visit both of us.

I moved the application to this thread http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?621742-My-Platoon-is-looking-for-a-OCSM-Mascot

Hello ladies and gentlemen, As a request from my platoon and I out here in Okinawa, Japan we are looking for a female to be our platoon, "mascot". Basically we are looking for someone who want's to pose in a photo that we can frame and hang in our shop. If you are interested please post a...

Oooh la la, well save the date and I will see you next time I am in Los Angeles.

R.I.P. Holly, Not even the young and beautiful are spared by death. *Pours some rum on the ground, and takes a swig*

Well besides that... my platoon is looking for a 8"x10" photo to hang up in the shop of a woman who wants to be our platoon, "Mascot." OCSM's feel free to apply.