Harlot Ranch

[climber]

Looking for investors. No investor too small. Want to produce videos of beautiful, extremely fit, naturally big-breasted women dancing, exercising topless, bare-bottomed, wearing only thongs. I envision a facility in Nevada where customers could watch the women exercising, dancing, while videos were recorded.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

@Dino Velvet is your man. If he can't do it, no one can.

 

[gmase]

Dino was looking for places to invest a couple months back. This sounds like a great opportunity.

If Adam puts up 19 cents, I'll match it.

 

[Concrete Cock]

How the heck did I get deputized for this mission? I'm more interested in investing in weed than whores.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

How the heck did I get deputized for this mission? I'm more interested in investing in weed than whores.

That's ALL you've been doing for, how many years now?!?!

 

[Concrete Cock]

That's ALL you've been doing for, how many years now?!?!

I've had interest in investing in weed but the weed has taken away my ambition for investing.

Business comes down to two things: Supply and Demand and also this quote from Dirty Harry in Magnum Force...

 

[gmase]

How the heck did I get deputized for this mission? I'm more interested in investing in weed than whores.

If not you, who? The OP needs some help and we are counting on you.

I am no user, but weed is certainly a better investment. The product is more reliable. No one can pirate it or give it away free. I couldn’t find a FreeWeedOnes out there.

 

[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

I would invest but all my money is tied up in cash.

 

[Concrete Cock]

If not you, who? The OP needs some help and we are counting on you.

I am no user, but weed is certainly a better investment. The product is more reliable. No one can pirate it or give it away free. I couldn’t find a FreeWeedOnes out there.

I’d rather be dealing weed with a room full of Russian mobsters than to hear 5 minutes of vulgar jibberish and deal with a car load of American hookers.

 

[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

He's got 9 posts, can't be a scammer

 

[Concrete Cock]

FFS, just give me an apron to wear and I'll make videos hackin' 'em up for BBQ.

 

[climber]

I'm not scamming at all. What's needed is less hardcore filth and more stimulating softcore. Beautiful, well-endowed (genetically, not via augmentation) models dancing and working out in varying states of undress are the answer.

 

[Concrete Cock]

If it’s not a hot dog and donut show then creating an atmosphere is key. Be the Alfred Hitchcock of CinePornMax. Steam up the Rear Window with a Psycho plowing a Bird so good she gets Vertigo.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

He's trying to say more Russ Meyers, Less Evil Angel.

 

[Pornfan99]

"Steam up the Rear Window with a Psycho plowing a Bird so good she gets Vertigo." Uh, have you seen "Titanic?"

 

[Concrete Cock]

Uh, have you seen "Titanic?"

Nope. The closest I came to seeing The Titanic was when I was dating this one gal who had the double VHS edition. I couldn’t stay awake even until the end of Tape #1.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Thread of the week.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

How the heck did I get deputized for this mission? I'm more interested in investing in weed than whores.

Both sounds great to me. A weed bar with strippers. If you can't get filthy rich peddling blunts and pussy then capitalism simply is not the game for you.

 

[climber]

You guys aren't taking a serious investment idea seriously. Harlot Ranch would be a huge hit.

 

[Steve-FreeOnes]

You guys aren't taking a serious investment idea seriously. Harlot Ranch would be a huge hit.

Just one letter out.