Courtney Stodden Sex Tape Doing The Rounds
The latest celebrity to have a sex tape doing the rounds is Courtney Stodden. I could look her up on Google and pretend I know who the hell she is, but I have more pressing concerns here.
The story on AVN claims that she is currently hawking her own sex tape around and it’s probably that Vivid will end up buying it, to the surprise of no-one.
Here’s the thing. She’s hawking it around herself? You see, it’s not really a sex tape if you make a tape of yourself having sex and then sell it to a company. You know what that is? A PORN TAPE. Let’s call it what it is – it’s a bloody PORN TAPE!
I’ll still watch it though, obviously.