Watching England play in the recent World Cup
Getting a shard of glass under my foreskin (an accident).
Getting a shard of glass under my foreskin (an accident).
Hernia operation.
My nether regions were shaved (dry for some reason) by a "dial-a-sumo" nurse, the op was carried out, I was kicked out fully loaded with drugs 2 hours later after being told I'd be able to get back to normality in a week.
What followed was 3 weeks of excruciating pain where I could barely walk, sleep, piss or shit without feeling like the entire lower half of my body was on fire. The "special" painkillers I had prescribed barely took the edge off the pain.
Anal sex without lube when I really wasn't into it.
knowing Snr procreatedWhen George Bush Jnr won a second term in office
I'll agree with out on this one... had one repaired about 10 years ago, my entire abdominal region down to my crotch felt like it had been hit by a truck, and looked it too. Took about a month for the bruising and swelling to disipate, and about another 2-3 months to get back to semi-normal.:surprise:
I broke 5 vertebrae in my neck and back in a rollover accident. I had to lay in a hospital bed for 3 days waiting for the surgeon to get ready for a surgery. After 9 hours of surgery 2 titanium rods and 15 screws he put everything back together. 2 weeks in the hospital and 4 months in a brace and still now 3 years later some days I have alot of back pain but at least I didn't end up paralyzed.