Weekly report of PRESIDENT

[Vladimir Putin]

Hello my comrades I'm back for make weekly report today.

Politics - I want start by sad news and tell you we turn back on gas for Europe, next winter we turn off for longer period.

TV - I watch tv show of Bret Michael the Rock Love. It very funny, seem like woman is in that show like in whorehouse USSR. Me and Dmitri think maybe make similar show on NTV with comrade Gorbatchov.

Music - Dmitri buy me CD for Christmas name Chinese Democracy by Guns i Roses. I put in garbage two days ago because no like CD name, China is communist.

-Thank you, president

 

[darkwarrior3007]

Thanks for the report Vlad. Nice to see what you've been up to lately.

 

[jaden]

Privet,
How's Siberia doing?
Hopefully no global warming over there. Still cold as hell I hope.

Paka

 

[squallumz]

oh great, another lame thread from this guy again.

 

[Vladimir Putin]

Oh great, comrade who on this internet page probably all day with disgusting signature in my thread again.

-Thank you, Vladimir

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Politics - I want start by sad news and tell you we turn back on gas for Europe, next winter we turn off for longer period.

Shame you had to turn it back on, but I like your idea for next year. Let them see what it is like to be cold!

 

[BlueBalls]

I'm starting to like you more and more Vlad, one day who knows I might just fall in love with you

 

[GabberMan]

Vladimir, I have some great denim products for you. Real denim.

 

[Will E Worm]

So, where has Putin been?

Can you give me an address to a reputable and reliable mail order bride company?

Or.....can you set me up with a nice young female who wants to get married to an American?

 

[maildude]

Banana splits beat borscht, baby!! :nanner:

 

[Timbobjambo]

Music - Dmitri buy me CD for Christmas name Chinese Democracy by Guns i Roses. I put in garbage two days ago because no like CD name

:rofl:

No pictures this time?

 

[titsrock]

Comrade President. Where you have been? I just come back from trip to Moscow where I drink vodka with large-chested girls in Moscow club. I take one girl back to my hotel room, her name Mischka. She is daughter or farmer. Or was it sable herder? I not remember. Anyways, she has large chest and tattoo of hammer and sickle over right boob. She says you will lead Mother Russia back to prominence and american men are sissy weak blinies. I felt sad and cried.

 

[meesterperfect]

Oh great, comrade who on this internet page probably all day with disgusting signature in my thread again.

-Thank you, Vladimir

way to go vlad, don't take no shit from nobody.:hatsoff::thumbsup::glugglug:

 

[FishingBill]

Hello my comrades I'm back for make weekly report today.

Politics - I want start by sad news and tell you we turn back on gas for Europe, next winter we turn off for longer period.

TV - I watch tv show of Bret Michael the Rock Love. It very funny, seem like woman is in that show like in whorehouse USSR. Me and Dmitri think maybe make similar show on NTV with comrade Gorbatchov.

Music - Dmitri buy me CD for Christmas name Chinese Democracy by Guns i Roses. I put in garbage two days ago because no like CD name, China is communist.

-Thank you, president

oh no...TWGF's multis have made it to freeones! :hatsoff:

 

[Galactic]

I miss Vlad......where the hell did he go anyway?

 

[STDiva]

i thought he was trolling about here as Ivan Drago.

 

[BlueBalls]

i thought he was trolling about here as Ivan Drago.

Or Barack Obama???

 

[Facetious]

Looking fit, comrade! :bowdown:

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

I miss this guy.

 

[biomech]

Where are you Putin?:iloveyou: