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The most fucked up/funniest thing you've seen in porn

What is the most fucked up/funniest thing you've seen in a porn flick?

and remember those forum rules still count, so no animal, kiddie, 2girls1cup, rape/snuff, and fucked up shit like that

The most fucked up things i've seen in porn are (in no particular order)

1) during a gang bang, all the guy cum in the chicks ass and she fart/poops it out and drinks it.
2) Those american gokkun movies where the girl swallows a beer bong/science beaker full of cum
3) any time a chick farts during/after anal sex
4)That funny german clip where the 2 dudes are banging the one chick, and 1 guy pulls out to cum on the girl but accidentally cums on the other dudes face (its somewhere in the forums)
 
Those "Freaks of Cock" videos give me a good laugh!
 
I've seen more than once where a girl is being held up, and the guy drops her.
 

Patrick_S

persona non grata
Rocco Siffredi can be pretty amusing at times. Sometimes he keeps repeating the same nonsense question over and over in a scene. Typical Rocco-talk can go something like this: "Why you so beautiful? Why? Why? Why-why-why. Beautiful-beautiful-beautiful. Nasty you are. Beautiful nasty. Nasty-nasty-nasty...NASTY. Why you so nasty?"
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
the most fucked up thing I've seen in porn...where should I start? There is a very dark side to the internet that I dare not speak of here for fear of a permanent ban...
 
A guy accidentaly farting in a girls face was very funny. Her expression of disgust after was fantastic.

I saw something like that before. This bird was licking this blokes arsehole and he farted, it was priceless. She stood up, hit him, swore at him and left the room. Class.
 
I remember watching one years ago that was pretty funny. It was a really young girl who was doing her first blowjob scene. I think she had done glamour/lesbian scenes before, because she was obviously comfortable being nude in front of the camera. Anyway, it was traditional gonzo, with an interview beforehand and a nice stripping portion. Then she goes to work blowing two guys while they take turns being blown and occasionally going down on her.

While all this is going on, one of the guys keeps making fun of the way she rather firmly stated during the interview, "...but no fucking!" So about halfway through the scene, she goes on all fours to blow one guy, and the guy who was making fun of her goes up behind her and starts rubbing his dick on her pussy. The girl doesn't realize its his dick until the director/cameraman says, "Um... dude... you can't fuck her." At which point, she goes absolutely ballistic, jumping up in the air screaming, "No fucking! No fucking!" The guys just start cracking up over her reaction. They try to continue the scene and he does it at least two more times, each time with the same reaction. By the end of the scene, she's jumping out of her skin everytime somebody touches her. It was absolutely cruel, yet hilarious.
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
I saw this one site that had some clips of a dude banging a chick. She said "spank me" and the douchebag thought she said something else and he spanked the head of his own cock really hard! Not only did it look painful but the chick looked back with a WTF look on her face and was about to bust up laughing...
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
Its not child porn is it? I dont even want to click on it until I know.

No it's not child porn. It's worse that that in my book!
 
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