Four stages of love :
1) Hand in hand
2) That in hand
3) Hand in that
4) That in that
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How can you tell if your computer mouse is male / female ?
Hey you don hav to turn it upside down to see it dumbo..Its female cos
it
uses a PAD !
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Why is 69 position called a smokers position ?
Cos while she is smoking the cigar
he is cleaning the ashtray
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How to use a prepaid sexcard.
1) Scratch panty
2) Look for the hole
3) Insert the penis into hole
4) u shall hear "OH AHH OUCH" ur card is successfully recharged.
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What is the difference between the panties of 1960 and 2003 ?
In 60s you had to part the panty to see the bum
but in 03 u hav to part the bum to see the panty.
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Four miracles of a woman :
Getting wet without taking a shower,
Bleeding without being hurt,
Giving milk without eating grass,
Making boneless flesh hard.
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Did you hear bout the mouse who took Viagra?-half an hour later he was
running round the kitchen shoutin, "whers the f***ing pussy?"
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Your network tariff has changed! Tariff is now calculated accordin to
ur
dick's size (the shorter the cheaper ).Congrats you can now make free
calls!
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Every cigarrette you smoke reduces ur life by 5 mins.
Sex increases life by 10 mins.so teh basic equation is
" A F*##ING SMOKER NEVER DIES !"
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage
as they have wisened to the fact that for 200 grams for sausage .
Its not worth buying the whole pig
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Husband climbs on bed naked.
Wife : I've a headache.
Hus:Good ! I've powdered my dick with aspirin, u want it orally or as
an
injection?
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Why is Delhi a male city ( Mahanagar ) and
Mumbai a female city ( Mahanagri ) ?
Delhi has Qutub Minar and Bombay has Gateway of India.
1) Hand in hand
2) That in hand
3) Hand in that
4) That in that
------------------------------------------------------------------------
--
How can you tell if your computer mouse is male / female ?
Hey you don hav to turn it upside down to see it dumbo..Its female cos
it
uses a PAD !
------------------------------------------------------------------------
--
Why is 69 position called a smokers position ?
Cos while she is smoking the cigar
he is cleaning the ashtray
------------------------------------------------------------------------
--
How to use a prepaid sexcard.
1) Scratch panty
2) Look for the hole
3) Insert the penis into hole
4) u shall hear "OH AHH OUCH" ur card is successfully recharged.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
--
What is the difference between the panties of 1960 and 2003 ?
In 60s you had to part the panty to see the bum
but in 03 u hav to part the bum to see the panty.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
--
Four miracles of a woman :
Getting wet without taking a shower,
Bleeding without being hurt,
Giving milk without eating grass,
Making boneless flesh hard.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
--
Did you hear bout the mouse who took Viagra?-half an hour later he was
running round the kitchen shoutin, "whers the f***ing pussy?"
------------------------------------------------------------------------
--
Your network tariff has changed! Tariff is now calculated accordin to
ur
dick's size (the shorter the cheaper ).Congrats you can now make free
calls!
------------------------------------------------------------------- -----
--
Every cigarrette you smoke reduces ur life by 5 mins.
Sex increases life by 10 mins.so teh basic equation is
" A F*##ING SMOKER NEVER DIES !"
------------------------------------------------------------------------
--
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage
as they have wisened to the fact that for 200 grams for sausage .
Its not worth buying the whole pig
------------------------------------------------------------------------
--
Husband climbs on bed naked.
Wife : I've a headache.
Hus:Good ! I've powdered my dick with aspirin, u want it orally or as
an
injection?
------------------------------------------------------------------------
--
Why is Delhi a male city ( Mahanagar ) and
Mumbai a female city ( Mahanagri ) ?
Delhi has Qutub Minar and Bombay has Gateway of India.
