Paris Hilton
Britney Spears
Lindsay Lohan
Those are your choices.
They're all bitches to me that represent the lowest possible form of class for any human being on the planet. Sure, there's probably others that dwarf these 3's "deeds" but we certainly don't hear about THEM nearly as often.
I'd kill Paris Hilton. No talent. I think she's ugly inside and out. If it weren't for her parents, she'd be at a drive thru window asking if you'd like to make that a combo meal.
I'd marry Britney Spears. Not that I think she's any better than Lindsay, because she's been married twice...both to the wrong guys. For 22 years old, I like to think I hold myself to a higher standard of self restraint, respect, and -sometimes- intelligence. Who knows? Britney may be beyond help, but if I had to marry her, I think that I might actually have a shot at leading her in the right direction.
I'd shag Lindsay Lohan. I just don't need her blowing crack smoke on me while I do it.
Britney Spears
Lindsay Lohan
Those are your choices.
They're all bitches to me that represent the lowest possible form of class for any human being on the planet. Sure, there's probably others that dwarf these 3's "deeds" but we certainly don't hear about THEM nearly as often.
I'd kill Paris Hilton. No talent. I think she's ugly inside and out. If it weren't for her parents, she'd be at a drive thru window asking if you'd like to make that a combo meal.
I'd marry Britney Spears. Not that I think she's any better than Lindsay, because she's been married twice...both to the wrong guys. For 22 years old, I like to think I hold myself to a higher standard of self restraint, respect, and -sometimes- intelligence. Who knows? Britney may be beyond help, but if I had to marry her, I think that I might actually have a shot at leading her in the right direction.
I'd shag Lindsay Lohan. I just don't need her blowing crack smoke on me while I do it.
