Name Some Guilty Pleasures

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I like reading Yelp reviews from Carvel, Ralph's, and McDonald's.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/carvel-los-angeles?sort_by=date_desc

https://www.yelp.com/biz/ralphs-los-angeles-38?osq=Ralphs

https://www.yelp.com/biz/mcdonalds-los-angeles-28?osq=McDonald's

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I should stop going to that McDonald's. Some people throw fits on the internet. Real life situations anger me. They got my order wrong again. I wheeled back into the parking lot, jumped barefoot out of my truck not giving a shit, and charged the drive-thru window like a bull using language I wouldn't use here. The manager was a husky kid but recognized that I went a bit psycho and was backing away apologizing. I got my Filet O Fish and almost took his arm away with it. I apologized to the homeless guy on the way out for all the profanity. He went a bit catatonic at seeing me too.

 

[tvstrip]

Coming to Freeones, but not for the porn?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Coming to Freeones, but not for the porn?

Some people are into porn while other people are so obscene with no redeeming value that they are pornographic by literal definition.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Filet O Fish is absolutely a guilty pleasure for me. I hate that I like them, but I do. I am a very infrequent customer, but I will get those from time to time. How'd they fuck yours up? I had a fish sandwich somewhere else yesterday, and they undercooked it. Wasn't good anyway.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

How'd they fuck yours up?

It wasn't in the bag. It was a super tightly packed bag. He handed it to me. I asked politely, "All there?" He said, "Yeah". I said thank you and drove off knowing to make a quick right turn to pull over and check. I swear when I went back if that manager made the wrong move you guys would have seen me on YouTube pulling a Ken Patera.