updating a little section of my members area, thought I would share. heres my post for the day
Since living here in the DR I have been:
bitten by a street dog
stung by a jellyfish
caught a burglar in the act of robbing my house
got food poisoning twice from eating seafood at 'reputable' restaurants
had my car impounded by amet and my chica had to bribe them to get it out
had a girl taken to jail by politur for leaving her unattended on the sidewalk
been gringo price gouged on bananas/taxis/everything basically
forced to walk 15 miles after getting a flat bike tire in the country
had my bathroom toiletries pilfered by cheap mafiosa putas
been shaken down by cops on the roadside for 'gas for their motorcycle' (bribe)
been approached by cops in pharmacies saying 'we worky all day and are hungry' (more bribes)
been mistaken for a haitian refugee at night and subsequently harassed/searched by the cops
had girls grab my dick 12 times in 2 minutes strolling around inside classicos
had an idiot on a scooter crash into a rental car i was a passenger in and keep going
seen a dead horse on the highway with nobody paying it any attention
been through 3 hurricanes and 2 earthquakes
had to pay off middleman cops in cahoots with theives to get my stolen camera gear back
fucked a girl in the swimming pool for the first time that was cool
had a happy hour threesome with 2 dominican sisters on more than a few occasions
been fucked over real good by edenorte the electricity company that overcharges gringos
had a few half price happy hours with some haitian girls
Good stuff...
good pussy, the rest can be over looked for the most part
inexpensive dental work, braces for $290
awesome full body massages 1 hour for about $12
beautiful beaches
cool breezes
white sand
girls with friendly faces
girls with big smiles
girls with big asses
girls with sexy hair
girls with sexy clothes
girls with all of the above selling their asses everywhere
More bad stuff...
overpriced unmaintained cars costing 400% more than USA
extortionate electrity rates (hint: rent a place that includes utilities)
slow internet
constant power outtages
expensive gas ($6/gallon)
lunatic machismo drivers
fucked up roads/highways
dirty streets garbage everywhere
beggars everywhere
most girls dont want to get their hair wet for any reason
professional victims everywhere
professional theives everywhere especially in areas with nice homes
oh and last but not least, gringo spectators showing up at the house while im filming
Since living here in the DR I have been:
bitten by a street dog
stung by a jellyfish
caught a burglar in the act of robbing my house
got food poisoning twice from eating seafood at 'reputable' restaurants
had my car impounded by amet and my chica had to bribe them to get it out
had a girl taken to jail by politur for leaving her unattended on the sidewalk
been gringo price gouged on bananas/taxis/everything basically
forced to walk 15 miles after getting a flat bike tire in the country
had my bathroom toiletries pilfered by cheap mafiosa putas
been shaken down by cops on the roadside for 'gas for their motorcycle' (bribe)
been approached by cops in pharmacies saying 'we worky all day and are hungry' (more bribes)
been mistaken for a haitian refugee at night and subsequently harassed/searched by the cops
had girls grab my dick 12 times in 2 minutes strolling around inside classicos
had an idiot on a scooter crash into a rental car i was a passenger in and keep going
seen a dead horse on the highway with nobody paying it any attention
been through 3 hurricanes and 2 earthquakes
had to pay off middleman cops in cahoots with theives to get my stolen camera gear back
fucked a girl in the swimming pool for the first time that was cool
had a happy hour threesome with 2 dominican sisters on more than a few occasions
been fucked over real good by edenorte the electricity company that overcharges gringos
had a few half price happy hours with some haitian girls
Good stuff...
good pussy, the rest can be over looked for the most part
inexpensive dental work, braces for $290
awesome full body massages 1 hour for about $12
beautiful beaches
cool breezes
white sand
girls with friendly faces
girls with big smiles
girls with big asses
girls with sexy hair
girls with sexy clothes
girls with all of the above selling their asses everywhere
More bad stuff...
overpriced unmaintained cars costing 400% more than USA
extortionate electrity rates (hint: rent a place that includes utilities)
slow internet
constant power outtages
expensive gas ($6/gallon)
lunatic machismo drivers
fucked up roads/highways
dirty streets garbage everywhere
beggars everywhere
most girls dont want to get their hair wet for any reason
professional victims everywhere
professional theives everywhere especially in areas with nice homes
oh and last but not least, gringo spectators showing up at the house while im filming
