Indifferent cats in amateur porn!

Fuck, and I thought Sir Fartface's threads were retarded... :facepalm:
 
You're just upset that you found out your new idea had already been done, aren't you? :1orglaugh

Well yeah... but I wasn't going to use a Fleshlight, that's so passé. I was going to use roast beef wrapped in a warm, moist towel. That's where the real action is.
 

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knows petras secret: she farted.
oh i see that all the time. cats, if you have one, will appear in the weirdest places at the weirdest times.
 
Well yeah... but I wasn't going to use a Fleshlight, that's so passé. I was going to use roast beef wrapped in a warm, moist towel. That's where the real action is.

Will you cook the roast, or does warm mean merely room temperature, or do you like it raw?

oh i see that all the time. cats, if you have one, will appear in the weirdest places at the weirdest times.

Do you people have doors on your bedrooms?
 
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