**EPIC FAIL** Man shoots his own penis off

[Prod3]

The funniest thing ive heard in a while :rofl2:

http://news.uk.msn.com/blog/trending-blogpost.aspx?post=4d6cbc84-51da-48bd-8223-6f306bd0e25b&_nwpt=1

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

If we could get the gun nuts in the US to start doing this, our gun control issues would resolve themselves.

 

[darkwarrior3007]

Was he scared dickless over something?

 

[Kingfisher]

Let's point out some issues with the story...

"his .38-calibre handgun."
"Police discovered the man bleeding from his groin with spent ammunition cartridges at his side


So you're saying he blew his dick off then had enough awareness to eject the casing from the "Revolver" and put them next to himself.


As a result, he will be charged with illegal possession of a firearm and ammunition...

Well that's just fucked up. Shoot your dick into mulch and go to jail. Got to love those laws.

 

[JasonCook78]

Wow....

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

Cheddar Bob

 

[STDiva]

Cheddar Bob

That's exactly what I thought of.

 

[Sam Fisher]

if we could get the gun nuts in the us to start doing this, our gun control issues would resolve themselves.

fag!

 

[PJpenny]

I love these stories of idiots shooting themselves. Always good for a laugh.

 

[twat36975248664224]

Let's point out some issues with the story...

"his .38-calibre handgun."
"Police discovered the man bleeding from his groin with spent ammunition cartridges at his side


So you're saying he blew his dick off then had enough awareness to eject the casing from the "Revolver" and put them next to himself.


As a result, he will be charged with illegal possession of a firearm and ammunition...

Well that's just fucked up. Shoot your dick into mulch and go to jail. Got to love those laws.

He was also a security guard and he got fired.

 

[jointsmoker612]