Different ways to say, "Your stupid."

member20672

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A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
Dumber than a box of hair.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
One taco short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off her cracker.
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Chimney's clogged.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
Forgot to pay her brain bill.
Her sewing machine's out of thread.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
No grain in the silo.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Receiver is off the hook.
Several nuts short of a full pouch.
Skylight leaks a little.
Slinky's kinked.
Surfing in Nebraska.
Too much yardage between the goal posts.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
The lights are on, but nobody's home.
24 cents short of a quarter.



feel free to add more:hatsoff: :nanner:

[edit] I spelled your wrong. If a mod passes by, could you please change it to, you're. Thanks.
 
A few crazy threads short of a Tunsty poll.:nanner:
 
Civickiller80 said:
You always see people say...what a dumb-ass but why can people say man wheres stupid knees?...hmmmmmmmm

actually, you tend to "hear" people say that :tongue:
sorry, i'm in a very weird mood today
 

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
A few bricks shy of a load
Dumb as a box of rocks
Needs to be hit with a smart stick
If brains was gas he wouldn't have enough to power a piss-ant's go cart around a matchbox
When God passed out brains he though He said "trains" and said "I'll take the next one"
Shit for brains
Paddling with only one oar
Airhead
 

4G63

Closed Account
"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
- from the movie Billy Madison
(I give credit to Rougewolf for this)
 

Ax3C

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Well, these sayin's are about as old as dirt and country as hell.. If any Texans are on here, I'm sure they'll have heard at least one of these sayings in their lifetime.


That dumb sonofabitch ain't got sense God gave a piss-ant.

He's dumber than a bag of hammers.

That boy makes about as much sense as tits on a boar-hog.

He's only got one oar in the water.

When the Lord was handin' out brains, [that fool] thought God said trains, and he passed 'cause he don't like to travel.

His brain rattles around like a BB in a boxcar.

Boy, you got your stupid head on today?

You certainly ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, now are ya?

He don't know shit from Shinola! (Shinola being a brand of black shoe dye / polish).

He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.

That boy's about as lost ('lost' meaning 'clueless') as a baseball in high weeds.

He can't tell the difference between his ass and a hole in the ground.

That fool is so stupid he couldn't find his ass in the dark without a light and a map.
 
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Ax3C

Banned
Aughh ... I forgot this one, damn it!

He ain't got sense enough to pour piss out of a boot!
 

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
AsianxxxChick said:
Aughh ... I forgot this one, damn it!

He ain't got sense enough to pour piss out of a boot!

Actually, AsianxxxChick, I believe this is supposed to go "He's so dumb he couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel"

At least that's the version I know....good one too!

:glugglug:
 
His driveway stops short of the garage
If idiots could fly, you'd be a jet
That guy is proof his boss is an equal opportunity employer
He's a cat of a different breed
 
A couple others...

I like you...you remind me of me when *I* was young and stupid.

I realise you're speaking English, but I don't understand a word you're saying.
 
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