I always love threads like this. What is the craziest thing you've done in sex, craziest place you've had sex, or masturbated, or anything out of the usual! Anything goes 
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Craziest thing you've done!
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Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
The craziest things I've done sexually would be too embarrassing to mention even if I could remember them.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
This one time, at a Catholic high school dance, I held hands with Rochelle Carson and kissed her. True story. Crazy, huh?
I was parked outside this convenience store with these two girls in the car while a friend of mine was in the store buying rolling papers and 40 ouncers or something. Fast forward 30 seconds and the girl in the front passenger seat unzips me and started giving me head. So I recline the seat back and noticed her friend in the back seat not doing anything so I started making out with her and rubbing her pussy. Not really crazy per se, but just spur of the moment and kinda hot looking back on it.
Craziest thing I've done is...............
Turn DOWN the chance to be in a Porn Flick. Seriously. It was about 10-ish years ago. It is a long story and not one I am going to reveal all details here but those in the industry were looking for a place to shoot some stuff. They asked if they could use a certain place I was involved with. They said if I agreed to let them shoot there they would let me do a scene if I wanted to do it. They even told me some of the women who would be there - 1 of which I have wanted to fuck silly for too many years to count. I turned them down, something I look back on and wonder "What If" but I also know I made the right call.
But it would have been sooooo cool (maybe?) to be able to say I took part in a legit Porn Flick. Something many dream of doing but I had a chance to actually do.
Turn DOWN the chance to be in a Porn Flick. Seriously. It was about 10-ish years ago. It is a long story and not one I am going to reveal all details here but those in the industry were looking for a place to shoot some stuff. They asked if they could use a certain place I was involved with. They said if I agreed to let them shoot there they would let me do a scene if I wanted to do it. They even told me some of the women who would be there - 1 of which I have wanted to fuck silly for too many years to count. I turned them down, something I look back on and wonder "What If" but I also know I made the right call.
But it would have been sooooo cool (maybe?) to be able to say I took part in a legit Porn Flick. Something many dream of doing but I had a chance to actually do.
A 39 year old mom and her 21 year old daughter when I was 19 in a tent at a KOA (Kampgrounds Of America) in Myrtle Beach SC. Not even sure how it happened.
BCT
Pucker Up Butter Cup.
Good work.
I'll bet the daughter had the best body - although mom's was probably still smoking. But I'll bet Mom was incredible as far as her knowledge. Her BJ skills and the way she moved her body made the sex with her better than her daughter.
Pornfan: I thought about doing that but if I was gonna do it I wanted to have my face be seen. I can't get into details here (or in a PM, too) but I had to turn it down for a few solid reasons. It is tough, though - seeing work of the babe I had fapped to many times before the offer was made - and knowing I could have actually had her hand on my hard cock as well as mouth and I could have buried my cock deep inside a place I fantasized about for some time. And I could have buried my face in her pussy and dined on it and made her (hopefully) cum from eating her out and being able to enjoy some of her pussy juices.
I like to go fast! Incidents include: driving 130mph in a car that's front end lifts off the ground at 135mph, ~120mph across Death Valley, 110mph across London Bridge, 95mph down old Route 66 (parts that haven't been repaved in 50 years) Never been in an auto accident while going over 5mph.
bobjustbob
Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
Years back I'd been banging this woman for a few weeks. Decide to pick her up to just take a drive down the Jersey shore. Simply talk and be together for the day. It's hot and I stop at a 7-11 for a drink and pack of smokes. We're sipping our drinks in the parking lot and she starts rubbing me down there. Feels nice but then she unzips me and starts sucking my dick. This is not the place to do this. It's an active parking lot. I tell her we've gotta get out of there. Back onto the Garden State Parkway and it was no better. Parkway traffic and getting my dick sucked I can't multitask.
Let's try a rest stop. I find a far away place to park. Groups of people start filling up the lot. Kids walking by with ice cream and shit like that. We could have gotten a room to romp in but down the shore on a Saturday? I ain't paying $149 for a blow job. Tomorrow is another day.
Let's try a rest stop. I find a far away place to park. Groups of people start filling up the lot. Kids walking by with ice cream and shit like that. We could have gotten a room to romp in but down the shore on a Saturday? I ain't paying $149 for a blow job. Tomorrow is another day.
Medal of Honor was awesome.
Hell yeah it was
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The thing that made me crazy was a $5600 all in call in a no limit game......
Knew I had the guy beat but still made me light headed.....
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