Mia Khalifa Backs New Jam Sausage
Now, it’s entirely possible that you’ve read the title of this blog entry and thought, “What the heck does he mean?!”
But I assure you, Mia Khalifa really is backing a new jam sausage. And if you don’t believe me, you can see for yourself. Told you!
Needless to say, after some somewhat unsavoury comments about Caitlyn Jenner recently, Mia perhaps needed a bit of positive publicity, but she won’t be getting any from me.
Because, quite frankly, the idea of a jam-filled sausage could not be more disgusting. I like jam. I like sausages. Do I want them together? No. Do I even want them on the same plate? No. Whoever created this is a monster. A monster, I tell you!
Each to their own, I say. But Mia, we disagree again, I’m afraid. Now chocolate covered bacon, THAT is something I’d like to see….
