Did you know that porn is illegal in Malta?
Well, you do now. It might not be for much longer as legislation is currently making its way through the Maltese parliament which could soon allow pornographic material to be freely distributed on the island, with sex shops also possibly making an appearance, according to XBiz.
Malta was my favourite holiday destination when I was a kid. The beaches were really nice. They did really nice food. And there were LOADS of hot girls. I still remember impressing two hotties with my pool skills one night. Then I went to the toilet and I came back and they’d gone. Goddammit.
So if this potentially means that we might start seeing some Maltese girls in porn, this can only be regarded as a VERY GOOD thing indeed. Make it so, Malta!