Drunk Swedish Elk Found in Apple Tree

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt

Staff member

• Sep 8, 2011

• #1

Hey Anders, you might want to tell your sis to stay out of the Apple orchards during Apple season. :elaugh:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14842999

 

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BigSwede

Pain heals, chicks dig scars, Freeones lasts forever

• Sep 8, 2011

• #2

Southerners.....

 

busenbust

^^^^

• Sep 8, 2011

• #3

yep, just read online earlier ! :laugh: naughty elk !! great story !!

 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND

• Sep 8, 2011

• #4

BigSwede said:

Southerners.....

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Eller hur?

 

SpexyAshleigh

MasterBlaster

Official Checked Star Member

• Sep 8, 2011

• #5

haha one of my boys sent this to me yesterday, I lol'd bigtime.

 

Moonchild22

I don't know and frankly I don't care.

• Sep 8, 2011

• #6

At first I thought it said "elf". "Drunk Swedish elf found in apple tree".
I was going to say "fantastic"! I would love to see photo/video of that. :rofl2:

 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!

• Sep 8, 2011

• #7

"Wazza *hic* wazza matter? You never see a wapiti stuck in a tree before? Huh? *hic* You think you're all high and mighty *hic* on yer two fucking legs? *hic* You think it's fucking easy eating a bunch of bark and leaves? Huh? Do fucking you? Well...fuck you! I wanna get drunk on an apple...I fucking get drunk on a fucking apple! You don't like it...fuck you! I'm a fucking elk, or wapiti, or whatever I'm supposed to be. Fuck you in the fucking ass with a big elk dick! *hic*. Yeah. You like that, bitch. Fuck you in the *hic* ass with a dick elk big gorp razzenfrazzel rosebud lady marmalade I go sleepy time now. *hic*"





*large pause*



"I gotta puke."

 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...

• Sep 9, 2011

• #8

Bullwinkle's brother? :beer:

 

gunslingingbird

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.

• Sep 9, 2011

• #9

I've seen drunk Elks before. Hell, one time they invited me to their lodge for drinks. They had ridiculously cheap beer. I think Heinekens were like $2 bucks a bottle.

 

Hot Mega

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.

• Sep 9, 2011

• #10

Apple fed Elk meet? :drool2:

 

PirateKing

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• Sep 9, 2011

• #11

Dat elk....

 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol

• Sep 9, 2011

• #12

Best. Thread. Title. Ever!

 

FreeOnes_Anders

Closed Account

• Sep 9, 2011

• #13

What can I say, it runs in the family... Good times, getting drunk and falling asleep in trees.

And SOUTHERNERS!? Stockholm all the way baby...
We ship our drunken meece? Mooses? to gothenburg.

 

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D-rock

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.

• Sep 9, 2011

• #14

the elk appeared to be sick, drunk, or "half-stupid", the Associated Press reported

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So,...in another words it probably would have made a good member of this messageboard. :1orglaugh

 

FreeOnes_Anders

Closed Account

• Sep 9, 2011

• #15

D-rock said:

So,...in another words it probably would have made a good member of this messageboard. :1orglaugh

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Bear in mind that this describes about 85% of swedens population.

It used to be 90%, but then I moved out.

 

Patrick_S

persona non grata

• Sep 9, 2011

• #16

FreeOnes_Anders said:

Bear in mind that this describes about 85% of swedens population.

It used to be 90%, but then I moved out.

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I´m pretty sure there lives more than 20 people in Sweden.

 

FreeOnes_Anders

Closed Account

• Sep 9, 2011

• #17

Not according to Petra... and if I don't agree she goes all Tchaikovsky on me... in particular the nutcracker suite...

And trust me, when the queen of darkness and crunchy balls tells you something you do it...

 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND

• Sep 9, 2011

• #18

FreeOnes_Anders said:

Stockholm all the way baby...

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Ännu värre.

 

FreeOnes_Anders

Closed Account

• Sep 9, 2011

• #19

08!!!!

 

tartanterrier

Is somewhere outhere.

• Sep 9, 2011

• #20

It's a good job it never had a pint of Magners